Just do it!

You decide you arent just going to let your dreams be dreams, this is probably the best chance you'll get to finally leave this hellhole. "This is no time to be a coward! This is my best shot, I cant turn back now... FOCUS." You think to yourself, trying to get psyched. Meanwhile the fight has just started and the barbarian charges the stone golem as it begins to stir. "Leeeeeeroooooooy Jeeeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiiiins!!," he shouts, and jumps forward, slamming the blade of his impressive greataxe directly into the rock wall of the golem's chest. After a resounding 'CLANG', a huge crack split along the front of the monster, spreading until an entire arm cracked apart and fell free.

"Fucks sake C0N4N, give us some warning, yeah?!" The dwarf yells at the bare-chested human man who ran in babbling like a moron. "Well ladies lets save that bloody twat..." The bimbo stays at range, nocking an arrow, and the rogue runs around behind the golem and gets ready to stab it in the back. Suddenly the entire cavern shakes under the monstrous roar that bursts forth from the golem, like the impact of mountain against mountain. Two large glowing blue orbs set ablaze with an unearthly glow, focusing in on the gun-jumping barbarian and faster than you thought possible of something made entirely of stone, the golem raises its great right arm and slams down on the man, crushing his legs and immobilizing him.

The pinned man's first screams of agony seem to snap the wizard girl out of the trembling she had been doing since before she had been pushed into the room. She thrust her staff upward with both hands, her tattered robes threatening to blow off of her, as a large blue spike of energy shoots from the orb at the top, flying directly into the chest of the golem where the barbarian previously made a massive opening. The golem reels slightly, almost flattening the dwarf behind him, and the exposed core in his chest chips and finally crack and crumbles away. The glowing life in the golem slowly fades, but, seeing an oportunity the bimbo archer kicks the legs out from under the mage, making her fall flat on her face, before launching an arrow deep deep into the golem's crumbling core.

The golem gives one final shudder, stone grinding against stone, and finally collapses in a large pile of boulders, right arm firmly trapping the paralyzed barbarian. After the dust settles, the only two left standing burst out into raucous laughter and jump into each others arms. "Did you see me kill it B1gd4ddi3?!" The halfling bimbo screeches, making you cringe. "Yeah good job there B4b3r3ll4! Much better than that other useless slut, why did we even bring that n00b?" The dwarf asks pointing back at the mage girl who you could now see very clearly as she was now almost naked. Wether from her strong attack or the halfling's treachery her robes had been all but ripped from her body.

It turns out the mage is a slim elven girl, with a decent toned build like that of someone who often does yoga and decent exercise, and lightly tanned smooth white skin. Her only clothing remaining are a very plain bra and panty set of white cloth, covering her medium sized breasts, and her ample, heart shaped ass. Her long wavy black hair covers her face as she lays on the floor shaking softly. You arent ashamed to find yourself fully erect at THIS sight and decide NOW is the time to stike.

You grin and smash your club into the stalactite directly above the golem, sending it plumeting directly into the top of the dwarf's head. He explodes in a shower of gore, right in front of the bimbo, painting her red and causing her to scream in horror. In the distance you hear a 'DING' and grin in triumph. Standing where the rogue did is now a blood-slick massive spike of minerals, embedded in the earth. Not hesitating for a moment you let loose three more strikes, knocking loose multiple stalactites, one barely dodged by the halfling until the second and third impale her massive bust and her blonde head. She falls to the ground immediately dead, and you let out an admittedly pathetic roar of victory.

Suddenly, your body is wracked with horrible shooting, burning pain. You clench your eyes shut tight and double over, feeling your center of gravity shifting slightly. Finally the pain subsides and as you open your eyes you immediately realize that you have grown by at least a foot and a half, leaving you somewhere near 4 feet tall and brushing up against the cavern roof with your horns, which have also grown larger and longer. Your muscles are bigger and more defined and your fur is slightly darker than before. You take a moment to try and get used to your new height, climbing down a particularly large stalactite nearby and dropping the last few feet to the floor.

Turning quickly to survey your spoils, you see that the mage girl has noticed you and is just staring wide eyed in what seems like fear and awe. Reveling in the fact that someone is finally afraid of you, you turn to the barbarian who is totally **** and still pinned and pick up his dropped iron greataxe. Hefting its weight over your shoulder you realize its a bit too much for you to use as a practical weapon yet but you can still end this idiot with it. The dwarf is already gone but the halflings body has yet to dissapear and so you loot it of the only thing that appeals to you. You take the long red scarf from round her neck and wrap it around your own, letting one end trail down your back. With a single harsh yell you take a wide stance and rear back, before levering the axe over your shoulder with all your strength, letting the massive axe blade fall heavily upon the man's neck, severing his head from his shoulders

DING!

"Fitting that he should die by his own weapon, the moron." You say to nobody in particular. You blink in surprise, realizing that you just talked for the first time and despite you still not being very big your voice is a deep baritone. A small squeek from the elf draws your attention back to her near-nude shivering form, still clutching her staff, the light from which is no longer blinding and is very slowly dimming. "H-how... h-h-how can you t-talk!? M-m-monster can't t-alk... " she almost whispers to herself hysterically.

You decide to check your stats to see what the reason could be and to see how much you had leveled:

Minitaur

Level: 5

Health: 100/100

Melee Attack: 25

Ranged Attack: 10

Defence: 4

Magical Defence: 0

Weakness: None

Special Abilities:

_Natural Cunning - The user possesses innate cunning and logical ability, making them good at planning ambuses and traps, as well as allowing them to easily traverse mazes or complicated structures._

Bull Rush - Allows the user to give off a burst of speed charging their horns or shield into an enemy a short distance away, stunning the enemy if the are the same size or smaller.

Addictive - The users bodily fluids are addictive to players of their choice including: saliva, urine, blood, and semen. Semen is by far the most addictive as minotaurs are made for breeding.

NEW-

Gore - Allows the user to impale an opponent on his horns, lifting them jn the air and dealing 1 - 1/2 times normal melee damage.

Echo Scarf - If a monster wears this scarf, they gain the ability to speak.

Well at least that answered one question. The only other one is what to do with the very attractive, very scared female cowering in front of you. She doesn't seem to be in any state to defend herself so you could kill her and hopefully gain another level, or you could try to convince her to join you. There is a third option but you know this will only satisfy your second (admittedly swollen) head.

"Decisions, Decisions...."