Juno, Of Course!

“My favorite movie is...uh…” She gives a quick sideways glance.

“Juno.”

Juno is a movie about a girl getting pregnant. You know that it stars Ellen Page and Michael Cera. You know it came from the searchlight label of Fox pictures. And you know that even though her belly was totally fake, you’d had fleeting thoughts of pregnant Ellen Page while masturbating before. What? It was hot?

“Juno?” You ask. “I can’t remember what that was about?”

“Well, It’s about a girl who gets a bit….” Pregnant. “Big tummied.”

“You mean pregnant?” You laugh.

“That too” She laughs back.

From behind the counter the waiter gives us an eye roll. Anywhere this girl goes becomes sickeningly cute. Damn do you want her. If only there was a way to make her realize that you’re serious about fulfilling her fantasies….