In a new place

After some adjusting to your new surroundings, you find your self in a big leather chair, it's so big that your little, stubby legs hang off it. The room is small and has white tile walls, with a grey tile floor all around, and with no apparent door to be seen in the seemless room. In front of you see a big desk with a bunch of paper, ink, and a lumpy green person sitting in a chair behind it. "What race are you?" The green thing mumbles out. Mhhhhh, what is a race and why does everyone keep talking to people you don't see. They must be crazy like Uncle Larry, cause when you where newer he always said that he could fly, but that's silly who heard of a rock flying, oh how you miss Uncle Larry. While you were rembering your talks with your other family members, the lumpy thing jumps on the desk and taps you on the head, right above your eye.

"Hey!" You hear something shriek. And oh boy is that voice, no... it's not really a voice but a sound, annoying. "That hurt!" There goes the voice again.

"Well is should you little pebble, and why were you staring off into space," the lump appears to be talking to you, finally some one notices you.

"Who, me... Well I was just thinking of my family," your voice sounds oddly familiar to one that just went off a few seconds ago. "And who are you calling pebble, I happen to be the biggest of my entire, uh... mhhhhh... what do you call a group of rocks?" Surprisingly you have never thought of this before, it might of seemed better to think about that then counting the days since you were created.

"Well I don't know Pebble, but what I do know is that I got to get your familiar sheet done before the devs come and rez me, for the next desk jockey to take my place ." Wow, how depressed can you get. Jeez.

"Well I don't know what this... familiar sheet is, but I got to got back to my... herd, no... flock... mmhhhhhh. Anyways if you could point me back in be right direction I'll be on my way." Was this lumpy dumpy, cause he's depressed, trying to stop you.

"Oh great, a new add that's needs to be introduce into the game." What's an add and what is a game, you'll save the questions for later. "So basically you are a monster that heros farm for xp. You try to fight back, but is doesn't work and the heros get stronger. Then some monsters thought they switch sides and fight for the heros to go against other monsters to get strong too, but it was a trick by the devs to get a new class for the game. It is called *Summoner* and some other sub, multi, and other bullshit classes they could think of to put in the expansion pack. So they put a bunch of cubical goblins, nice name right, to work instead on npc's so they don't have to deal with paper work when one of new familiars come in and destroyed the offices alround..." It was too much for you small thinking box could handle so you blanked out for like the rest of it, but you got everything you think you needed. So you open your stats to see what to got.

Race - Lesser Pebble Golem Level - 2 Title - Tina's BFF Name - Pebbles

HP: 20 MP: 5

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Abilities: Your skills that you use in and out of combat.

High IQ - *NEW* lvl 2: For a pebble you have a reasonable high IQ, but that does not account for wisdom.

*NEW* Shockwave - lvl 1: Using your brute strength alone you shake the earth with a stomp of your foot. 5 min cool down/dmg and shockwave depends on your size and strength.

*NEW* Earth Shard - lvl 1: You sharpen your own hand and fire it like a arrow. You immediately form a new hand in any shape you want, but has be the same mass as before. 15 sec cool down/ 5 mp use/ dmg scales on fist size.

Well the shockwave was pretty much useless, but now you understand why you were pretty smart for a rock and why you were smarter then the scaly things. After sifting through some ideas the Earth Shard thing could be pretty useful, because right now you have a stubby arm with a tiny hand with 3 stubby inch long fingers and a thumb. And replacing them with like a club, pincer like claws, or even a shield could be useful, but it has to be the same mass. Probably meaning the density could change too. You feel another poke against your head again. "So what race are you, Pebble?" Lumpys asks again

"Apparently I am a level 2, Lesser Pebble Golem." You are pretty unimpressed that your a Pebble Golem, after all you are one of the biggest rocks in the path.

"Mmhhh, what are your stats like?" Lumpy snickers, trying to hold in the laughter after hearing about your race. You tell him all of the boring stuff including your abilities and other what not. Once your finally done, Lumpys takes out a mechanism and presses a button. It flashes a light at you and he blinks a little bit. Weird maybe your immune to light attacks or something, maybe *hint* someone forgot to add it and was to lazy to go back and change it. Oh well it probably *hint* be in your next level up stat screen.

After awhile he pulls out a piece of paper of the mechanical device and shakes it around until a picture forms. It seems to be a foot tall rock with indent in the upper part of the head seeming to be the eye of he creature and below the eye you see a crack in the rough surface. It's in a shape of mouth, weird. The arms are stubby with tiny chubby hands and same goes for the legs and feet, but instead of 4 toes it has just a solid piece of rock for a foot. Overall is pretty adorable. "Now that I got your picture-" Dang it "I can add it to your familiar sheet and get you out of here." Lumpy seems kinda sad after he said that, then he shakes his head and begins to laugh at himself. You begin to question the old lumps sanity when suddenly the yellow and green sparkles are back "Well, good luck out their kid, and don't take shit from anybody." And with those finally words from Lumpy the Cubical Golbin your off on your next adventure.