I am about to get runover!

It is a school rule that states that students are not allowed to ride their bikes on campus. So imagine how miffed I was when I saw some buffoon riding on his bike in the middle of campus not even looking where he is going. Unfortunately, I did not have the opportunity to lecture this young man about safety and school rules. Mostly because:

1) I am stark naked outside and,

2) He was driving right towards me!

I only had an instant to make a snap decision.