Go first

“I’ll go first if ye don’t mind.” You pass her and step around the great oak. She leans against the other side and watches the trees. Satisfied with the cover you pull down your pants and squat low. Just as you relax your muscles you feel the ground beneath you give way. The light of day flashes past you as you fall 15 feet into the dark hole. Your fall is caught by something that feels soft and slimy. With what little light streams into the hole you look around and see countless red snakes coiling around each other, and now you. With your pants around your ankles, two wrap around your exposed legs. Fear turns to near panic when a large one begins wrapping around your neck.

Fuckfuckfuck this is like something out of a night terror. What the hell am I to do?