Fey Vendure Mercenary

The darkness gave way to a gray light. A goddess talking about my dark desires, explain I was to be her champion. A second one piped up talking about customising my body. Yeah, going to need that after what happened.

First a core. While Arcane was interesting and Powerful would serve well, I enjoy the idea of knocking up women, so I'll take Seedbed. Hopefully I can get a better form somehow.

Second, size. I like the perk of Human size, but I can't move easily so I'll just be as big as possible. Hopefully that will help.

Third, family of monster. Fuck it, I've made poor decisions this far, Erosarkic, full breeder path. Am I still suffering from blood loss?

Fourth, Package. I've chosen Seedbed there is only one choice. Complete Package with Breeder Addon and Ryona Addon. Toxins will be useful. I feel better, less clouded.

Fifth, Monster Power. Broodsire... is laying eggs in people, that's not knocking them up. Elemental Infusion doesn't seem that useful given the previous choices I've make. Dungeon Master and Status Effects seem like it would be more fun to earn them than be given them, leaving Timefruit Juice and Final Form. Final Form I will probably get in the normal course of action, so I'll take Timefruit Juice.

Sixth, Class. Fighter, needs allies to be useful. Sorcerer, cool but I have no idea how to do magic. Assassin, haha no. Barbarian, that's good, definite maybe. Priest, I'll get one of the goddesses favour, probably Carnachias', not worth starting with. Ranger, normally mixed marshal and mage class, gets spells and can fight in melee or range. I'll take Ranger with lore of Men and Forest.

Seventh, Cheat. I have made no smart choices, I accept the challenge. Hybridisation Vendure that will do something, probably.

The goddesses gave an information dump of the hero they wanted me to defeat as images of them flashed by my eyes and Carnachias offered her sister as a **** if I succeed. Get to knock up Melanoche and have her pump out demi-gods, I can definitely work for that reward.

They faded out and a femboy flashed in, talking about not listening to the goddesses and not being able to return me to earth. I died, they fixed me, deal with it. He mentioned bribing me. His name is Ariel as in the Disney princess. That riled him up, pushed a bit and he said he can change my core and family for free. I keeping my core, family though, I laughed at the pixie grudge he earned and decided, sure replace Vendure with Fairy, a Fairy Erosarkic would be stupid and fun. It replaced Erosarkic not Vendure.

Next he offered two blessings and one miracle for each Divine Oath I took. Respect Scared Ground, don't burn down churches and leave those hiding inside alone, eh, not a big deal, I took it. Love humanity, don't harm the innocent but anyone who fights is not considered innocent, it would **** a more defensive strategy, but okay I'll take. Eradicate the Dark, undo the things the goddesses unleashed, I'm one of the things they've unleashed, not taking the suicide oath.

Now the 4 blessing I earned. Credit were credit is due, he isn't stupid enough to tell me how to get them without him gifting them and bright enough to let me know it is possible, giving me a reason to be good. Humanity, polymorph into a human, that will fix so many of the problems I've caused myself, taking that. Umm, it merged with Hybridisation and became Hybrid of Light and Dark, I have a huge vendure form that can shrink into a human sized Fairy form, I am always both. Domain, personal 100km2 area that I teleport to with cast time of 1 minute, I wonder if I can grow fruit trees in it, probably worth taking. Immaculate Conception, I spec-ed to knocking up women, I'm going to knock up women. Warmth, I don't take offence, I take it as a challenge and refuse you making it easier to seduce normal women. God's Eye, useful but I should probably look at the rest. Angelic Protection, immunity to status effects, mind control and instant **** effects, hard yes. That's all, well I'm taking Domain and God's Eye.

Divine Miracles, only heroes get them... and me, and I get two. God Blade, ultimate attack, could be useful but it is a future investment so maybe. Enoch, I don't want to see an idealized monster either, pass. Pure Land, don't know where I will be dumped, I can see the combos but I didn't pick them, pass. Mark of Submission, womb tattoo that make the bearer obey me, cool, definitely a maybe. Key to Apollyon, this feels like a trap, I'm not trusting him not to lock me in Apollyon if I use it. What is this Gemstone? Ariel started begging for it back else he would be my guardian angel and he wanted his first time to be a cute girl. I promised to give it back if he would tell me about the girl he becomes a guardian to when he does, he agreed reluctantly. Guess I'm taking God Blade and Mark of Submission.

With that Ariel began an info dump about the leaders of the dark with their image flashing past my eyes, I agree that Hornet Empress is a problem, if I can capture her, I should. Ariel then told me to remember the good guys always win which is blatantly untrue, my ex-wife got custody of my daughter and did horrible things before... she should have been taken from both of us.

As Ariel faded out, I ran over my modifiers;

Seedbed – My semen can over come any contraceptive or infertility and child gestate in 7 days.
Massive – Secondary monster core, can do two actions at once.
Vendure – regenerate 20% of biomass in an hour, 200% experience, 300% damage from ice and fire
Complete Package – Many tentacles of all shape and sizes, enough semen to fill swimming pools
Breeder Addon – Doubles number of children, children gestation decreased to 24 hours
Ryona Addon – Spikes and bone blades, flesh melting toxins and aphrodisiacs
Timefruit Juice – Take two actions in place of one
Ranger – Lore of Men and Forest, 50% debuff defense attack to men, 50% buff to speed in forest
Hybrid of Light and Dark - Huge vendure form and a human sized Fairy form, can switch
Fairy – +400% Life and **** effects, magic attack and defense +200%
Respect Scared Ground – Can't destroy churches and leave those inside alone
Templar – 50% increase to all stats while protecting scared ground
Love Humanity – Can't harm the innocent
Philanthrope – 50% increase to stats while defending humans, healing magic is doubled on humans
Domain – 100km2 area, can to teleport, one minute cast
God's Eye – can see race, class and stats, see through magic concealment
Angelic Protection – immunity to status effects, mind control, transformation and **** effects, defense +200%, magic defense +200%
God Blade – ultimate attack
Mark of Submission – Branded creatures obey orders and seal their powers

I used God's Eye to view my Stats before I began to materialise somewhere and noticed that I had two sets of stats and most didn't show up;

Vendure lvl 1 (0/100)
Fairy lvl 1 (0/100)
Ranger lvl 1 (0/100)
Health 25/25 60/60
Stamina 55/55 55/55
Monster Experience Rate 200%
Class Experience Rate 200%