Discredit her

"By destroying her reputation," Kevin said.

Casey looked confused at his statement. "I don't follow."

"Look, she obviously has herself built up as this 'queen of decency and moral upbringing,' right?" Kevin asked. "So all we have to do is find something that destroys that image; makes her look like one of us."

"You mean, like a girl that just wants to have fun and not be pressured by society?" Sarah asked.

"Exactly!"

"Okay, but that doesn't exactly prove our point about ourselves," Sarah said.

"We don't have to prove ourselves right," Kevin said. "We just need to prove her wrong and people will leave us alone."

"I'm all for getting a little payback on that stuck-up bitch!" Kristy said. "I'm in!"

Casey smiled and nodded. "Yeah, me too!"

Kevin silently prayed that Sarah would agree with him. To his delight and arousal, she gave him a devious grin. "Why the fuck not?"

Kevin made a small fist pound. "Yes! We're all in! Now, we just gotta find something in her past or something she's done recently that'll discredit her hatred for indecency."

"Oh, that's easy!" Kristy said. "Let's just break into her dorm room. Bet ya' anything she's got piles of pornos and Rule 34 stuff on her computer!"

"What?! No! No break-ins!" Casey said. "If we get caught, we'll be thrown off campus! Or worse!"

"You got a better idea?" Kristy challenged.

"Why don't we just go to her big speech?" Casey suggested. "Maybe we can debate her and prove her wrong?"

"I heard 'ruin the speech,'" Kristy said.

"That is not what I said!" Casey yelled back. "And how would the four of us ruin a whole speech?"

"A tomboy, a chick who wears pajamas everywhere, and a nude couple?" Kristy asked. "C'mon, the possibilities are limitless!"

Kevin pondered what she meant by "couple." Or why Sarah wasn't correcting her.

"You two are overthinking this," Sarah said. "Let's just throw a big party! Invite some friends, including her, have some games and movies set up, lie to her that's a chance for her to preach...it'll be a blast!"

"And how does a party get her off our backs?" Kristy asked.

"Dude, it's a college campus filled with horny students itching to get drunk and have fun," Sarah said. "One picture with her in the mix, and our problems are over!"

"Even if we get her there, she might leave before we can get a good picture," Casey said. "Then she'll just have more problems with us. If we screw up, it could make things worse."

Sarah turned to Kevin. "Okay pal, you're the tiebreaker. Unless you've got another plan, who's sounds better?"

The girls eyed Kevin intently as he tried to decide. Crash the speech? Break-in? Party?

Or could he come up with a better idea?