Call your honeybear Brian to catch up about milkmen and butt stuff.

Stalk Brian on the phone: 7. Either you catch him in public or there's trouble on the way.

You text your honeybear Brian while he's on the road, hoping to find a good time to catch up with him and hear his voice and tell him what you've been up to since you told him about what you did with that nice family on the road trip to drop their young man and woman off at their colleges.

He's driving, of course, and you end up texting back and forth till you can find a good time. He calls you right before you have to go on shift, and so it's only a few words of love and blessings. And then after shift he's asleep.

He eventually gives you a call back in the morning. But he's not alone.

"Lottie says hi," Brian tells you over the phone.

"Is she that sweet college teacher you were telling me about?" you ask him.

"Sure thing," your husband says.

"Honeybear, you know I have some really naughty things to tell you this time," you tell him. "Do we have time to be alone together on the phone?"

"Lottie's apartment is about as big as the cab of my truck," Brian says. "And she asked if she could talk with you first."

"Oh, I suppose," you say.

You talk with the nice young woman who Brian's been slipping his wiener to while he lays over, reassuring her that indeed, God loves love, and you and Brian have made that a pillar of your marriage.

"Can I...can I hear what you have to say?" Lottie begs. "I've never met anyone like you and Brian."

You're being called to witness to Lottie. May the good Lord give me strength, you pray.

"All right, hon," you say. "But it's going to be a little naughty, so close your ears if it's too much. You hand me back to Brian now, hon?"

"Honeybear, Lottie just asked to listen in. I figure we're being called to witness to her, but it's going to be a little raunchy. And some, well, some new stuff for me. Are you good with that?"

"I'd love it if you can share. If we can share," Brian says.

"All right, maybe you want to lay down next to your lady friend and buckle in before you put me on speaker," you say.

You hear some bed springs squeaking. The sound changes.

"Let me have it, sweetie-pie," Brian says.

You have 1 XP.

You have +0 Hard, +3 Hot, +0 Cool, -1 Control, Mistress, Mind Control, and Touch Yourself.