Call Brian, stalk him for phone sex, he's not alone

"That's great news, sweetie-pie," Brian tells you over the phone. "Sounds like Nadine's keeping a close eye on Chuck, and you already knew he was gonna give you a good ride."

"I wanted to make sure you knew," you tell your husband. "In case Chuck looks embarrassed at church the next Sunday you're home."

Brian laughs. "Chuck is a bit of a bashful type," he says. "Of course he had a lot to be bashful about."

"That's all over, honeybear," you tell him, "Chuck is so good with Nadine and so careful with her. It was actually Nadine that insisted he help me out. Chuck's had, well, Nadine said, he's got some extra spring in his wiener since the baby started showing. And Nadine was happy to send the extra my way."

"Good for everybody," Brian says. "I like knowing you're getting some while I'm away. Your motor is already running when I get home."

"Oh hon," you say.

"You're my sweet angel, Mary," Brian says. He laughs. "Sometime I'll come home early and catch you keeping warm."

"Oh Brian, that would be rude," you protest. "Walking in when a nice fellow is just trying to help me out. Fellows don't like that." You sigh. "You have time to take care of yourself with me now, over the phone?"

Roll +COOL(+0) to catch your husband at a good time, maybe for TOUCH YOURSELF: 7, he isn't alone.

"I'm actually visiting with Sheila right now," Brian says. "Remember Sheila?"

"Right, bitty little thing, going for her nursing certificate?" you say.

"I'm done, I got it!" you hear another voice on the phone. Her voice is too big for the phone and sounds tinny round the edges. "And I'm not that little."

You laugh. "Well, congratulations, hon," you tell her. "Not an easy go. My man helping you celebrate?"

Sheila laughs. "Yes indeedy," she says. "Thank you for giving me your okay."

"Thank you for making Brian call me up," you tell her. "You're a very good young lady, and you have my blessing to borrow my man's wiener whenever he's in town, just like the first time."

"We're going for another first time," Sheila tells you.

"She doesn't want to know that," Brian says, a little further from the phone.

"Yes I do, mister," you tell him. "One of you needs to tell me."

"She doesn't...oh well," Brian says. "Tell her."

"Brian's going to take my butt cherry," Sheila says. "I hope you don't think that's too dirty."

"I used to, hon," you say. "I used to think it was the nastiest thing. But I'm coming round. Learned from some other ladies that they really like playing with their dirt holes. So I figure it must be in God's plan somewhere. Not for everyone. But for some ladies I know and trust as friends, it's their special back door to Heaven."

Brian is making some funny noises but not next to the phone so you're not quite sure if he's holding back a cough or a laugh or what.

"That's super," Sheila says. "Brian's really, well, he tells me how much he likes doing it that way. It kinda feels good when he touches me there. So I thought I'd give it a try. He's gonna lick my ass and then get us real slippery and put it in me."

"I wonder as a special favor," you say. "Can I stay on the phone and hear you two for this first time?"

Roll +HOT(+2) (+3 Hot, -1 two people) to TELL THEM to FUCK and GET FUCKED: 6+2= 8, you have to turn them on.

"Oh, sweetie-pie," Brian protests.

"I want to hear how good you are," you tell him. "I want to know how another lady feels on her first time with you up her back hole. Because if you're thinking when you get home, you're gonna be up mine..."

Sheila laughs.

You continue, "...I want to know how good you are with Sheila's first time."

There's a moment of silence on the other side of the line. Then Brian and Sheila laugh together.

"All right, sweetie-pie, Sheila gave me The Look," Brian says. "We're gonna do it your way."

"Totally," Sheila says. "Get to work."

Roll +COOL(0) twice using MISTRESS as Brian goes down on Sheila's ass and as Sheila gets fucked up the ass.