An old tower ruin (World: Agaea)

So you were reincarnated. You’re totally a baby now. You can tell by the googoo gaga sounds that you’re making. Your vision quickly adjusted and you found yourself looking at a grey cloudy sky. You raised your tiny stumpy hands and found them to be of a blue-green color.

Oh for fucks sake. That geezer really turned me into an orc! You thought to yourself. God dammit, if I ever get my hands on him again, I’ll…

There was a loud clap of thunder and God suddenly waltzed out of a flash of lightning before you. “I forgot to give you your starter kit,” he said, holding up a leather sling bag.

God dropped the leather bag beside you and narrowed his eyes at you. “You were just thinking something bad about me, weren’t you?” He said.

You shook your little blue-green baby head left and right as hard as you can.

God snorted. “If I were you, I would have gone with black dragon. Nobody ever messes with black dragons. Not even with baby black dragons.”

I didn’t choose to be an orc you prick! You thought to yourself, knowing full well God can hear your thoughts.

“Ahhh fuck, now I feel bad,” God said, “At this rate, you’ll probably get eaten by wolves by nightfall. See, if you had picked human, I would have reincarnated you inside civilization.”

Orcs don’t have civilizations? You thought.

“Well, they dooooo, but they’re kinda picky about skin color. Red orcs sticks with red orcs, green orcs with green, brown with brown, and blue with blue. Besides, you’re an Ultima orc. Your kind is kinda, well… extinct.”

You glared at God and thought, oh fuck you!

“Hey, shoulda gone with the dragon,” God said and shrugged.

I didn’t choose this! You thought.

God shrugs. “Whatever dude. I included some tomes in your starter kit. Just some lore and stuff about ultima orcs to help you understand yourself better.”

Do they ward off wolves? You thought.

“Hah! No! You’re totally fucked bro!” God said.

With that, God roared with laughter and then vanished with another flash of lightning.

Holy shit! What an asshole! You thought to yourself.