All: On a 7-9, in a public place.

Mona confiscates one of the three popcorn buckets and takes Fairouzeh by the hand, leading her out of the main floor of the movie theater and toward the quieter seats in the balcony. You settle into a chair next to Luna, leaving an empty seat on the aisle.

Tara is a brunette with golden skin and brown, slightly oval eyes, a big talker and braggart, with a slim, athletic build and small breasts. The back of her nylon uniform shirt says ITOKAWA and has number 7. If that's her own shirt, her looks suggest that her father is Japanese and her mom European. She's been a little mean to you, but it seems like she's having a good time tonight.

Jennifer is a blonde with short, straight hair, golden-pink skin and green eyes, tall with a classic volleyball player's build and small breasts with prominent nipples, with long legs, long arms, big hands and a mean spike over the net. She's been following Tara's lead in teasing and trash-talking you tonight, but her words don't have the bite that Tara's do, and she's quicker to laugh. The back of her shirt says ROSS and has number 4.

Kath has honey-brown hair cut into a cap with a braided rattail at the back of her head. She's about as tall as Tara, but with a square, muscular build. She has large, firm breasts, a wide, flat ass that has trouble holding up her shorts, and a little bit of a beer belly. She's been the most game and fun-loving tonight, and had the biggest appetite at dinner. The back of her shirt says HONIG and has number 5.

Luna is a blonde with long, wavy hair, medium height with soft buttocks and heavy, low-hanging breasts which bounced around distractingly during the volleyball game. Her light gold summer tan includes freckles across her cheeks, nose, and chest. She has a dreamy look. Luna is wearing a short skirt and polo t-shirt with the Izod crocodile logo in light colours that could pass for a tennis outfit.

You're all seated in the main floor of a movie theater showing a benefit performance of A League of Their Own about a women's baseball league during the Second World War. The rest of the theater is packed with young women in sports outfits (worth a free small popcorn tonight) and their fans, families, supporters and coaches. The estrogen factor is something fierce, and you wonder about the lines at the women's restroom after the big cups of Diet Coke start making themselves felt.

You arrange to sit between Kath and Luna, holding one of the two popcorn buckets while Tara and Jennifer share the other.

The movie starts. You're there with four cute, athletic young women. The bruise on your chest only hurts a little bit. Kath and Jennifer take turns pointing out the inside jokes and bits of fan service. Sometimes the crowd catches it first and laughs when you didn't notice anything funny. Luna and Kath reach into your lap in turn to grab handfuls of popcorn. Luna doesn't like the saltiest, greasiest bits at the top, so Kath digs in first. You help Luna out by digging out the less greasy popcorn and feeding it to her. She giggles and licks it off your fingers. But then Luna and Kath insist on stuffing your mouth with popcorn. Jennifer tells you to cut it out because you're being distracting. You're not in much of a position to say or do anything, with your mouth full and with Luna and Kath leaning on your arms.

Luna and Kath finally settle down. You can see the popcorn oil shining on their chins and cheeks in the light of the movie screen.

"Hey, how about you two lick the popcorn oil off each other's faces," you tell them. It would be right in front of your face, since you're sitting between them.