A strap-on dildo

Everyone watches as Nicole marches down the stairs with nothing but what appears to be a huge, black, strap-on cock. Sarah and Kathy begin to laugh as your face twists into a puzzled expression. You then look to Matt, who shrugs as if to say 'It is what it is.'

Now standing in front of everyone, Nicole shakes the cock around before saying "What do ya think?"

"Very kinky. How long is that thing?"

"It's 11 inches. Modeled after Marcus Magnum's member."

"Mhmm, looks pretty accurate to his equipment."

Kathy looks at Matt "So do you take all of that?"

"Uhh, not all of it."

"We're working on it though, aren't we hon?"

"Uh, yeah."

"You ever tried that?" Sarah asks you.

"Not really."

She smiles deviously as Miranda whispers into your ear "I think that'd be kind of hot."

You look at her with wide eyes, as if you're a deer in headlights, about to be slammed hard.