A stat menu

In front of my eyes there floats screen with my details on it.

Name: Therus

HP: 20/20

Mana: 60/60

Race: Devil Lvl.1 (0/1000)

Class: Sorcerer Tier 2 (Lvl.1: 0/1000)

Stat Totals:

Bonus Physical Attack, +70%

Bonus Physical Defense, +270%

Bonus Magical Defense, +200%

Bonus Spell Power, +200%

Bonus Elemental Power (Dark), +1600%

Bonus Class Experience gained, +800%

Bonus Monster Race Experience gained, +900%

There are also drop-down menus with the non-essential stuff.

Abilities:

Alpha (Passive): When you fuck someone they will become more submissive towards you, the effect changes in strength depending on mental fortitude. Also increase Physical Attack and Defense by 20%.

Angelic Protection (Passive): You are Immune to all status effects, mind control, unwilling transformations, and instant **** effects. Increase both magical and physical defenses by 200%

Ariel's Alma (Passive): A large diamond that the angel Ariel, 'Lion of Heaven', is bound to. Ariel will become the Guardian Angel of the owner of the gem, he will serve as a companion and provide support unconditionally.

Basic Alchemy (Passive): You have the knowledge and skill of how to make basic potions and explosives.

Blessing of the Black Night (Passive): Your size is favored by Melanoche, you gain another Monster Power and a 100% increase to Monster Race experience.

Child of the Black Night (Passive): You are the start of a new Devil bloodline. The power of Melanoche sets your veins alight, 50% increase to Physical Attack and Defense, 200% increase to spell power, additional 600% increase to Dark element magic.

Create Emanation (Active): Cooldown: None, Cost: Dependent on size, strength, and material used. Use this skill to create an angelic construct called an Emanation, Emanations have no personality or self-preservation and are controlled by the creator. Their form is dictated upon creation and can be made to look like anything. Strength depends on amount of materials (if any) and mana used to create. They all are infused with some amount of Light mana, however additional elements can be added depending on properties of materials and if any non-pure mana is added when casting.

Elemental Infusion (Passive): You are immune to dark element, 1000% increase to your dark element based attacks.

Final Form (Passive): Cooldown: 24 hours, Activation Requirement: Reach 20% HP, Upon activation; transform and increase all stats by 700%.

God's Eye (Passive): Look at any living thing and reveal details about it. This effect can see through any attempts of concealment or prevention.

Polymorph (Active): Cooldown: None, Cost: None. Cast to transform into a human, appearance is determined on casting of Transform. While transformed; loose all passive bonuses given by any source.

Pro Gamer HUD (Passive): You gain experience for just about any action. You have a pocket dimension inventory that can store any inorganic or non-living matter. Choose whether exp goes towards monster evolution or class promotion, most actions give experience, and receive quests from the goddesses of the Dark that give rewards.

Respect Sacred Ground (Passive): You cannot defile temples or attack innocents and clergy within. When defending a devout follower of a god; increase all stats by 50%

Mark of Submission (Active): Cooldown: 10 seconds, Cost: 1 mana. Brand a living creature on its stomach to seal its powers and make it subservient to you. To be able to brand a creature it must be either willing or in a sufficiently weakened/**** physical or mental state.

Spells:

Elemental Bullet (Cost: 5 MP): Launch a bullet of any element you know magic for. (Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Dark)

Elemental Lance (Cost: 10MP): Launch a lance of any element you know magic for. (Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Dark)

Looking at the screen I think to myself. Damn, this really does feel like a game. As cool as this screen is it would be inconvenient if was here permanently. Closing my eyes, I focus and imagine the menu disappearing, when I open my eyes back up it's gone. I try this a few times, popping open and closing the menu screen until I hear Ariel again.

"Hey Darkling, hurry up! I don't want to sit around here waiting for the sun to go down so let's get going!" He yells at me, a few paces from the edge of the clearing, in the direction of the town.

Rolling my eyes, I follow him and say, "I told you, it's Therus."

Some hours later

While marching through the woods I become bored and eventually end up staring at Ariel's ass. Despite being a male, his butt looks nice. It's not that large, unsurprising considering his frame and stature, but what it lacks in size it makes up for in shape. Its nothing but pure bubbly roundness. My lust gets the better of me, I stop walking and fantasies race through my mind knowing that the angel is not quite as he says he is, my dicks quickly swell to full hardness.

Ariel heard my footsteps stop so he turns around and finds me staring at him, "Really? Just walking got you all hot and bothered like that? Gods, I can't imagine what you're- ghrk!"

"Shut up!" My hand lunges to his throat, then I push him onto the ground and lay on top of him with my throbbing dick pressing against his whole upper body. My lower hands move to restrain his arms before I continue, "You're supposed to serve me! Not to boss me around! And I can't think of a better way to help get that into your head than this."