A goddamn miracle.

While you're all standing there in the kitchen, you remember that Miranda is still sleeping on the couch in the living room. "Damn she's a heavy sleeper." you think, but for some reason you're happy that she doesn't have to endure this right now.

You're thoughts wander back to the people in the kitchen, you watch Sophia and Alex argue on the other side of the room, and inspect Lisa and Anna once more. But for some reason you can't stop watching Jesus, he hasn't said a word yet, but the way he moves is intimidating enough. Your eyes follow him as he slowly walks to the fridge, opens it and just takes a beer out of it. He opens it and proceeds to chug it down in about 4 seconds. He looks almost bored as he strolls around the kitchen before he slowly makes his way into the living room. You can see his eyes focus on something and you suddenly become awfully aware that it must be Miranda.

"Hey, there's someone sleeping here." he says in the most abrasive voice you could possibly imagine, as you feel the need to somehow help Miranda.

All eyes turn towards him and he takes a step forward towards the couch. Then, the probably unlikeliest thing to ever happen happens. He takes another step forward and as his foot touches the ground, he hits the spot where Nicole spilled her drink a few minutes back. He slips, takes two steps backwards, trips over a chair standing in the way and falls backwards. You all watch this behemoth fall over like a log, unable to catch himself he hits the back of his head on the table before going ****.

While everyone is stunned, Matt suddenly rushes forward and hits the unassuming Alex straight on the jaw, knocking him out cold. Tom and you look at each other for a split second before jumping Sophia and Anna respectively each, holding them down. Lisa attempts to flee but is soon tackled by Nicole and Sarah, Nicole holds her down while Sarah suddenly bolts off to her room.

A few moments later, she returns holding duct tape, handcuffs, rope and other stuff, which you presume is bondage gear, in her hands. "Don't ask where I got this stuff, just tie them up." she says, you glance over to Matt who just shrugs, then takes the duct tape and starts wrapping up the two guys. Sarah cuffs the three girls before putting duct tape over their mouths. They resist heavily, but it is no use and soon they are each tied to a chair.

"Well we can't leave them here, so do we just call the police ?" Sarah says exhausted but visibly calmer.

"I think I have a better idea." Tom responds, scanning all of the intruders.