A Strange Bar

Annie and Brenda gets into a limo, with Brenda on the left and Annie on the rich.

"Driver drive slowly."

The limo drives slowly down the road.

"Keep an eye for her." Both women look on either side of the road

"She had to go down this road. She couldn't get far." Brenda asks as they scour the roads.

"She might've taken her car." Annie replies as she didn't like this, not one bit.

Brenda scoffs, "That idiot, I doubt it. All we have to do is find her, beat her, pin her and that belt is mine."

Brenda then notices something and then points out across from Annie, "There! There! Driver stop!"

The limo stops in front of a bar called "The Awkward Pig."

The sign shows a pig with her ass to passing cars as her skirt gets blown showing her wearing a g-string.

"How do you know she's here."

"Because one this is the closest establishment there is to that seedy rest room and I see American movies."

"What?"

"Porky's my dear, that slut couldn't resist a place parody after a sex comedy. Come on."

Annie grumbles as she cracks her knuckles, "I have a bad feeling about this."