A Pizza Boy

Matt and Sarah head to the door, where they see the pizza man, who's eyes instantly lock onto Sarah's chest. She, on the other hand, looks up and down the scrawny looking kid, who could be no older than 18.

"Uhh-huh hey."

"Hey there." Sarah says.

"Show him the offer." Matt stammers, hoping the pizza boy was more interested in his paycheck than some quick sex.

"Sure."

Sarah turns around, showing the delivery boy exactly everything that's on offer.

"Oh, uh hum..."

"What do you think?"

"So if I give you the pizzas, you'll let me fuck you?"

"That's what it says?"

"Well, it says three holes = free pizza, so..."

"Ohhh." Sarah looks to a nervous Matt and gives him a wink. "How kinky."

Your best friend wonders what exactly the pizza boy is thinking. Part of him thought of making a counteroffer, rather than watching his crush getting plowed by a stranger. After taking a deep breath, Matt prepares himself for what's about to happen.