A Heavenly Annoyance

Jamie awoke the next day and groggily got out of bed, dragging her pink sock clad feet against the floor. In her t-shirt and panties, she sat at a table as her new robot butler made her some breakfast. She had on hand on her cheek as she spooned food into her mouth, staring endlessly at the wall. "Miss, you might want to hurry," said he only companion in this lonesome and empty futuristic base.

"Why?", she asked.

"There is another disturbance in the city."

"Already?! But it's so early!"

"...It's 3 P.M. madam."

"Fuck you. Fine!", Jamie then started gobbling down her breakfast like a hungry dog and made her way to the shower. After a quick rinsed, she put on her superhero suit and was flying out of the skylight in no time. In a few minutes she reached her destination, a crummier part of town where the cops let things slide and hookers roamed the streets.

There she saw yet another crazy person drawing a crowd of onlookers in the street. This time it was a woman dressed as a nun and dragging a fancy looking vacuum cleaner behind her. "Hello dear children of god!", she preached, "I am Sister Salvation and I am here to tell you that the rapture is upon us! We must be prepared to embrace the word of god and ascend to the heavens!" Jamie just rolled her eyes, she can't believe she was sent here just to silence this religious nut job. She continued her sermon, "By the grace of god, I will even help you sinners reach the heavens where we will all meet our lord and savior, Jesus, in the afterlife! But, we cannot acende as we are! We must free ourselves so that the lord can raise us upward, unburded by the weight of this world!"

The woman then turned to her vacuum and flipped a switch, its hum filled the silence after her speach. She then held the tube and aimed it at a woman in the crowd; with the press of a button, the device began to suck with enough power to rip the clothes right off the woman. She now stood there, shocked and naked before everyone as she shrieked with embarassement before covering herself. "You are free my child," said the mad nun, "Without clothes, we can fly to the heavens when the angels call!"

She turned once more to a group of hookers standing on the road, staring at the naked woman. The nun once again fired away and sucked what little clothes they had on off of their bodies. Each was stunned as they were stripped one by one, even snore more dotted about the other parts of the crowd. "You are saved my sisters, I free you of your sins!", she announced to the prostitutes who were more angry than embarassed. Although this could of be considered good advertising as customers would know what they're getting. One woman was deeply embarassed though, as it turned out she had a little something extra under skirt.

Sister Salvation didn't stop there as she began stripping more and more members of the crowd, both men and women alike. They tried to dispurse, but found it difficult to move through the mass of bodies blocking their way. Jamie finally started walking up to the madwoman which made some of the naked people stay, hoping this hero could give them their clothes and dignity back. The nun continued rambling on about her rapture theory as she smiled and stripped more onlookers. Our heroine made her way to Sister Slavation's back where she tapped on her shoulder to get the nun's attention.

"Another sinner? And you plan to stop me it seems. Bold, but I think I can save you too!", and she then tried to strip Jamie of her costume. The girl just stood there as the nun tried to strip Jamie of her armor only to fail miserably as that was the dumbest idea. Sister Salvation's body began to slack and her face lost all joy and sense of triumph. The stone wall that was Jamie finally moved and blasted the vacuum with her ion cannon, destroying the machine and disintegrating all the clothes with it. The crowd was shocked and Jamie started sweating from embarrassment and shame at destroying the stolen clothes.

When the crowd of naked people started to boo her, she decided it was time to leave and flew up into the air. But she wasn't alone as she also grabbed the nun by the robes along the way in order to take her back to the base as a prisoner. Jamie flew through the air at daring speeds and the bun's robe began to slid up her form, covering her face and protecting her from the harsh wind resistance. Soon, however, Jamie felt the weight drop and looked down to see the sister fall and that she held onto her only her robes. "Oops", she said and let go of the robes too which drifeted behind her as they slowly fell back to earth.

Sister Salvation's was left naked and falling toward the ground from a dangerous height. Luckily, she managed to land in a big pile of hay outside of a red barn. The hay somehow broke her fall and she tried to recover from her fall and stop the world from spinning around her. A voice broke her confusion, "My my, would you look at them boobies Skeeter!"

A skinny hillbilly with fewer teeth than fingers was gawking at the naked woman who had landed in his hay pile. A bigger bumpkin stood next to him, he looked strong but simple, "Hehe, they's big ones Heath." The two were lucky enough to see what she was hiding under those robes. Two big brown orbs, two dark pink nipples, a superb slappable ass, long legs with thick thighs, two dainty feet, and an unshaven, averagely hairy cunt. A hue of red shot up her face and she let out a big scream; the nun looked at the two men and said, "Please, be kind. I am a servant of god."

"Hell yeah you are," Heath said back, "An angel fallen from heaven here to reward us for our faith in the lord. And what a reeward you are..."

"Your lustful gazes are sinful."

"Ma'am, I suggest you get up and start running if you don't wanna be milked by Skeeter's big ol' hands and find out what we'd gonna do with ya." The nun took their advice and stood up before them, fear washing over her. Sister Salvation started running as fasts as she could away from the men and the farm. She made ran across fields and ranges and other ranches with the two brothers in tow, not bothering to cover herself as she passed farmers and drivers on the road.