7-9 You get out of trouble but lose Rose

Thinking quickly you point to Rose and say, "She's out here smoking pot! When I told her I was going to tell a teacher she started screaming at me."

Mrs. Jackson folds her arms under her breasts and frowns. "I thought I smelled something. You're in big trouble Rose."

Wide eyed Rose tries to defender herself, "But he was-"

"Hush. No excuses." Mrs. Jackson cuts her off. "Come with me young lady. And you have a good night Jeremy."

As they walk away you're relived but you now have a raging erection an nowhere to put it. You head back to the prom hoping your actual date has finally arrived.