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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Design things, sometimes build them, play with spreadsheets, and read
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Good science fiction
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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by writing I can build up far more complex fantasies to enjoy myself, and very rarely share with others
- In conclusion, I am
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a giant pervert enjoying his pervertness
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[Rules and spoilers about how magic works, for authors]
by tristanr
Chapter 2 in New Magic
Spoilers are no fun, and all this info should be revealed through stories. So... unless you're looking to write your own characters and chapters, I strongly advise only reading this if you finished the story and want clarification on how some magical thing worked. My "Eddie" s...
4 years ago 1,106 Words 0 Likes 325 Views -
Amy
by tristanr
Chapter 27 in New Magic
"So, once you've got the idea in your mind, I put my hand on your back and you try to feel a weird sort of energy. Let me know when you've captured it." "OK. I'm ready." _This really is a better way. Showing them proof that something shocking is going on beats messing around ge...
4 years ago 656 Words 1 Likes 334 Views -
Explain the system
by tristanr
Chapter 26 in New Magic
The good news is, Sarah is nerd enough to actually understand what multiplicative inputs mean. The bad news is, her idea of kinky is gross. "Have you _tried_ weird poop stuff?" "No. I don't have to try. I am absolutely certain that something that's utterly gross to me would als...
4 years ago 803 Words 1 Likes 300 Views -
The dorm
by tristanr
Chapter 25 in New Magic
Ashley's shenanigans and Nancy's recruiting can wait. You have to find out what "ginormous" means. You make it to the dorm in fifteen minutes, and let Nancy know that you're going on a detour. Still no reply from Ashley though. The girls are waiting for you in the lobby and you...
4 years ago 879 Words 2 Likes 312 Views -
Most of the girls left
by tristanr
Chapter 24 in New Magic
You wake up to Julie cuddled naked on your chest, Nancy snoozing behind her, and intense sexual stimulation of your penis... but no one awake in the room. _I guess this is what the rest of my life is like, if I want it._ You feel the distinct sensation and pressure of penetrati...
4 years ago 450 Words 1 Likes 292 Views -
Safe choices
by tristanr
Chapter 23 in New Magic
"I think Nancy's green friends are the safest. No matter what crazy magic powers they get, we're still the ones with the plan to save the planet. Jill can try to see if there are any really good candidates that she knows with the magic angle." "Fine. But if we're putting off th...
4 years ago 622 Words 2 Likes 327 Views -
Tolerant
by tristanr
Chapter 22 in New Magic
"It doesn't affect me either way" says Nancy. "All the people I would want to recruit are girls anyhow, and girls are the way we build more energy to save the world. Nothing we can get from a guy that we can't get from a girl." Ashley looks you in the eye for a few seconds. "OK....
4 years ago 495 Words 2 Likes 345 Views -
The experiments have results
by tristanr
Chapter 21 in New Magic
You realize quickly the girls have stopped the fun. Jill is interrogating them. "Seriously, what's even so fun about a dick dildo?" "Honestly, I think it's mostly the novelty. Especially for oral sex, the guy attached to the dick mostly just gets in the way. But doing it to a d...
4 years ago 977 Words 5 Likes 600 Views -
Pleasure sense, activate!
by tristanr
Chapter 15 in New Magic
_Wait. I swear I felt her arousal get mixed with humour earlier. If I could feel that, then something like this must be..._ And like a new sense, suddenly you had full awareness of every nerve in both girls' bodies. You tilt your head enough to talk. "It's not quite mind reading...
6 years ago 971 Words 5 Likes 715 Views -
"Presto Duplicatum!"
by tristanr
Chapter 20 in New Magic
She waves the dick and shouts some fake latin. Then there's a flash and you're staring at two dicks. "One for you and one for me." She says to Ashley's friend, now identified as Theresa. They're all staring at her like she just made something appear out of thin air. Because she...
6 years ago 654 Words 3 Likes 575 Views -
Introduction
by tristanr
Chapter 1 in New Magic
It's not important why or how or even if it's the first time, at least to you. It might have been an eclipse or planetary alignment or solar flare, but just recently the laws of reality changed and suddenly **magic** became real. There was no announcement or global flash or fanfa...
6 years ago 123 Words 13 Likes 4,638 Views -
A min-maxing world conqueror
by tristanr
Chapter 2 in New Magic
You play games to win. You read rules to find the loopholes. The only reason you didn't already take over the real world is that it takes too long. Yeah... let's pretend that's why. You're what DnD gamers call a Munchkin. You're the ultimate tryhard. You report bugs, but use them...
6 years ago 92 Words 12 Likes 1,935 Views -
Eddie, from a complete failure to sex mage
by tristanr
Chapter 3 in New Magic
You just masturbated so hard you injured your dick. Again. Congratulations. _I guess it's time for bed._ You reach for the light switch and it turns off. _What? It's not a fuse or the hall would be out. Did I do that somehow? With magic? _ You're irrationally certain that it'...
6 years ago 405 Words 10 Likes 1,751 Views -
Julie, your upstairs roommate
by tristanr
Chapter 4 in New Magic
Julie is average in just about every way. B cup breasts, a plain but mostly symmetrical face, mostly clear skin, only about an inch shorter than average, lightish brown hair, and getting mediocre marks at the local university. You don't notice any of that because you're staring a...
6 years ago 305 Words 6 Likes 1,606 Views -
Whisper "Wait!"
by tristanr
Chapter 5 in New Magic
In that moment of clarity you whisper "Wait! Don't move." The pain re-intensifies so you keep blowing on her neck. So far she hasn't moved but that may just be hesitation. You whisper quickly "I'm not being a perv. I think I really am dying. Something really weird happened and I...
6 years ago 412 Words 6 Likes 1,258 Views -
Bet on her erogenous zones
by tristanr
Chapter 6 in New Magic
"You've probably noticed that I'm only functional when I'm ... doing something to you." "Yes, you ass. But I also know that it's not normal for a human eyeball to go that far back, so I'm letting you do this much." You hadn't noticed you did anything with your eyes. It must hav...
6 years ago 512 Words 5 Likes 1,179 Views -
Why hold back? Absolutely everything.
by tristanr
Chapter 7 in New Magic
"I, Ed Joshua Cook, hereby give both my computers, all of my programming work, my artwork, my instruments, and $948 cash to Julia Leah in appreciation for her help to try to save my life." There's silence, and she starts to move again until you react. "The fuck, Eddie. What do...
6 years ago 279 Words 5 Likes 1,036 Views -
Get to know Nancy
by tristanr
Chapter 16 in New Magic
You groan awake, feeling very nice. It's like sex, but some strange grinding motion you've never felt before. "Hey, I was just about to wake you up." The events of last night come back to you. Sitting on your computer chair is Nancy, the lesbian who let your dick (with you not...
6 years ago 523 Words 5 Likes 645 Views -
Erotic forearms?
by tristanr
Chapter 8 in New Magic
As your fingers run barely touching down her arms for the third time, you feel something. The outside edge between her wrist and elbow gives you a major reprieve. A minute later you've stopped touching her neck entirely and have both of your hands running down her arms. "I've ne...
6 years ago 928 Words 4 Likes 947 Views -
A cunning treat
by tristanr
Chapter 9 in New Magic
The next thing you're aware of is ... Yes, there is a clit in your mouth. You lick. _Oh, gods. I think that feels better to me than her. At least compared to before._ She starts talking in between moans and groans. "I'm so sorry. You've been almost normal so I blanked on how yo...
6 years ago 399 Words 8 Likes 862 Views
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