The experiments have results

You realize quickly the girls have stopped the fun.

Jill is interrogating them. "Seriously, what's even so fun about a dick dildo?"

"Honestly, I think it's mostly the novelty. Especially for oral sex, the guy attached to the dick mostly just gets in the way. But doing it to a dildo is pointless. With this we got to relax however we found comfortable and still watch a guy lose his mind."

"Plus you just couldn't accept that I'm better at it than you."

"Fuck off. You lost your grip and almost swallowed it whole. Some skills."

You suddenly realize maybe zoning out while others have your junk in hand may end badly for you, but Ashley is getting everyone's attention.

"Girls, girls. Calm your tits so the mad scientists can explain what they figured out. I heard some epic cackling just before they interrupted so I think it's good news."

"We definitely have good news, but that laugh was only good if you want the world addicted to Eddie's cock."

This sounds fine to you.

"We definitely found out that absolutely no problem facing the world will be a real challenge if we can get Eddie suped-up. We're going to save a lot of lives with this magic. Billions."

"And we're going to do it by fucking! I love it." Theresa was certainly in no hurry to disprove being a slut. You aren't complaining!

"So, what can Jill do to save the world?"

"It turns out I'm a conjurer. I can't do much but making temporary things, copies of things, stuff like that. Also, making permanent stuff takes a lot of energy. But I'm officially the provider of dicks from now on."

You only now notice there are two more of your appendage on the table than there should be.

I really should be very worried about that.

Nancy takes over again. "We think that most people are only able to do one small area of magic. It could be control of an element, a comic book type power, or a school of spells from fantasy books. I'm an illusionist, and Julie is officially a Disney princess since she can control ice and snow."

"Now to conserve energy we're going to explain how we learned to hold the mana in, and how we figured out our specialty without just trying everything. Then, get Eddie to feed you a bit of his energy."

"We're really looking for things. One transfiguration mage, since according to Jill conjurers don't get molecules from the air. Possibly a mage who does transfiguration of live things, unless transfigurers can do that. One enchantress, since that's what would let us put permanent magical effects on items-" "-Like dicks!" "...of any sort. One healer, since we realized that Eddie's dick is actually really messed up still, and we'd like to all be healthy. And lastly, someone who can do transportation. Wormholes would be best, but as long as they can move things and people and not just themselves we're fine with it."

Ten minutes later, the girls were all identified. Gwen was pissed off at her power - a fertility mage who doesn't even like kids - until someone pointed out that meant she should be able to just turn it off for herself and anyone else.

Ashley goes first of course, and her power is lightning. Not electricity, more like static. "Sweet." She starts to play around with lightning between her fingers and you smell burning electrical.

"Ashley, freeze. Where's your phone?"

She gets out her ruined phone. "I think you need to practice. Outside and away from computers."

"Aw, fuck. Come on."

"No more magic juice for you until I know my computer is safe."

"My turn next!" It's Theresa.

You feed her a bit of your power. "Just imagine plugging it in and activating. Try not to **** it into anything."

She disappears. Not her clothes, just her. It looks kinda freaky.

"Can you turn back?"

"Um... maybe. Lemme see if I can figure that out. You can go, Gwen."

Gwen takes a bit of your power and ... nothing happens. "Fuck. All that happened was I got hornier. Is that a power?"

"I don't think so? Ed, give her a bit more. I want her to try the visualization exercise we came up with." You do. "Now take the power up into your mind and imagine it becoming a dream."

You watch as Gwen uses her hands to lift a double-handful of nothing up to her forehead. It's awesome to watch because her elbows squish her boobs together and up toward your face. She starts to zone out before finally jerking to reality again. "Fuck! I saw babies, dozens of them. I don't even like kids!"

Jill interrupts before she can get any louder. "Wait, that's really exciting, Gwen. Fertility witches can totally turn fertility off as well. Take what's left of the power and try to make your ovaries pause."

Gwen focuses for a moment again, this time with no boob show, before grinning. "It worked! No more birth control or periods for me. And if you piss me off I can absolutely wreck you."

The last girl whose name you still don't know sits there doing nothing for a full minute before shouting "Got it!" and lifting her hand makes a ring on her finger coil up like a snake and form into a gorgeous little flower. "I've got metal."

"Damn. Not one on our list. I think we need to look for more people."

That last word was not what you wanted to hear.

"More girls. No guys. Sexy, awesome, helpful for getting more power, girls."

[Author's note: I used a random number generator to come up with who got what powers, because I don't trust my creativity to make them balanced. Except Julie getting ice. That was for the joke.]