splurgh
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It's Cursed to Attract Voyeurs. Plus, Fish Pee in it. Also, Never. What Kind of Story do You Think I am? by splurgh
Chapter 6 in Wanted: Prince for Wildly Implausible Fuckfest
The water in the stream is very cold. Also, fun fact, the bottom of this particular babbling brook is made of rocks. Altogether, you decide that these things combine to make the whole falling into a stream after being interrupted while masturbating experience an unpleasant one, 2...
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Parrying Sounds Painful. Probably Don't Try it. by splurgh
Chapter 5 in Wanted: Prince for Wildly Implausible Fuckfest
Okay, so there’s a sword at your throat and you’re pretty sure it just nicked you a bit, so not a fake foam sword. Also, the person holding the sword is definitely worked-up from being spied on, as evidenced by her heaving breasts- uh, breaths. Well, both. Alright, so how do you...
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No, But There's One for Meet-Cutes by splurgh
Chapter 4 in Wanted: Prince for Wildly Implausible Fuckfest
The next step is pretty obvious. You need pants. There are no pants in this little campsite. Ergo, you must leave the campsite. You wrap the blanket around your waist and hold it in one hand in an attempt to preserve your modesty and/or at least stop looking at your new giant do...
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Let’s Just Ignore the Fact that the Cartoon Forest was on Fire by splurgh
Chapter 3 in Wanted: Prince for Wildly Implausible Fuckfest
You wake up slowly to the sounds of birds chirping. That seems kind of high-budget for a… well, whatever this is. Maybe it’s some kind of recording? You take a quick second with your eyes closed to enjoy the songs of nature, before you decide that it’s pretty much just random chi...
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The Prince on the Run by splurgh
Chapter 2 in Wanted: Prince for Wildly Implausible Fuckfest
Well, you’re looking over all these options, and it’s not super clear what all of them have to _do_. I mean, yeah, there’s the acting princely part but what does that exactly… entail? Is strutting part of the deal, or just the horseback riding? Is it too much to ask to have a lit...
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