splurgh
Scene Starter
About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
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- Location
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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- In conclusion, I am
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Wanted: Prince for Wildly Implausible Fuckfest
Through the (obscenely thinly-sketched) machinations of what can only be called a magical job application, you find yourself transported through space and time to an egregiously sexual fantasy realm. into the role and form of one of several noble suitors, you find yourself literally (figuratively) balls-deep in the struggle for the hand of the kingdom's fair princess. Will you find the will to overcome the absurdly high-concept insanity of it all to win the princess's...heart? Let's say heart. It's like A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, but poorly written and with substantially more fucking.
