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She Doesn't Know!
Chapter 5 in She doesn't know!
"Should I be swimming naked?" he asked. "What?" Jenna replied, flabbergasted. "Of course not! This is a public pool. You can't be naked here." Such an odd question! She made a mental note to keep a close eye on that man; if he was asking questions like that, clearly he wasn't a...
2 years ago 205 Words 11 Likes 1,749 Views -
Well...
Chapter 5 in Confidently Nude
The longer it took for Coach O'Leary to return, the more her confidence in her gambit diminished. What if she wasn't bluffing? What if... what if...? In the meantime, she could feel the stares of her classmates boring into her as she struggled to keep her body language casual. I...
6 years ago 300 Words 34 Likes 7,527 Views -
At least she isn't drowning...
Chapter 11 in The Legend of Zelda: ENF
Having finally realized what was going on, Link realized that it was time to utilize his legendary problem-solving abilities... Well, okay, maybe he took a minute or two to enjoy the moment first, but could anyone blame him? In any case, he took stock of the situation. Drowning...
7 years ago 302 Words 23 Likes 3,033 Views -
Sora's lie becomes truth
Chapter 12 in The Digital Disrobing
"Actually guys, I just remembered I had some errands to run. I'll be back in a little while." And with that lame excuse, Sora was off. He'd apologize for ditching them later. Once he was back on the main island, it was a simple task to get into the house shared by Kairi and her...
7 years ago 264 Words 13 Likes 1,330 Views -
Kairi's new attitude is contagious
Chapter 11 in The Digital Disrobing
"Hmm..." Aqua muttered "I guess you're right." The blue-haired keyblade master stared at Kairi for a second. There was something about her. It wasn't just that she was naked... it was that she looked so... so..._ comfortable_. It was actually making Aqua a little jealous. You k...
7 years ago 158 Words 10 Likes 1,630 Views -
An announcement
Chapter 10 in The Digital Disrobing
Before Corrin had time to decide what she was going to do, the complex's intercom crackled to life, and the familiar voice of Master Hand, the tournament's host, began to speak. "So, it's come to my attention that a certain left hand who shall not be named has neglected to infor...
7 years ago 139 Words 5 Likes 1,337 Views -
What are you talking about?
Chapter 11 in The Digital Disrobing
"What are you talking about, Kairi?" Sora began. "You never wear pants." Okay. That probably hadn't been Sora's_ best_ bluff. Actually it might have been his worst. "Y'know, like Donald." he added in an attempt to justify his ludicrous statement. Kairi stared at Sora in confusi...
7 years ago 209 Words 8 Likes 1,379 Views -
Party planning
Chapter 10 in The Digital Disrobing
"So, the thing is..." Aqua began, trying not to let Kairi's nudity distract her "Terra's birthday is coming up, and me and Ven were planning on throwing him a surprise party back at the Land of Departure. So I came to invite the both of you, and Riku too, and also to see if you'd...
7 years ago 176 Words 7 Likes 1,557 Views -
Incredulously at first
Chapter 10 in The Digital Disrobing
"... What?" Sora was the first to articulate what all the boys were thinking. The only two girls on the island were... just going to go around in the buff 24/7? That sounded too good to be true. But it was undeniable that there were two completely naked girls in front of them. T...
7 years ago 201 Words 7 Likes 1,333 Views -
She was bottomless
Chapter 10 in The Digital Disrobing
Riku groaned. He knew he shouldn't have left Kairi alone, but it wasn't like he could just dress her himself. He took mental stock of her attire. On the bright side, she had finally managed to find and don a shirt, which was definitely a step in the right direction. Unfortunatel...
7 years ago 240 Words 7 Likes 1,511 Views -
Everyone slept naked on laundry night
Chapter 7 in The Digital Disrobing
It was a tradition born more out of practicality than anything else. With so few outfits allotted to them and such infrequent laundry service, they needed to maximize the amount of clothing that got washed every laundry night. As such, it was a general agreement that every laund...
7 years ago 156 Words 6 Likes 1,529 Views -
A fire in the laundry room
Chapter 6 in The Digital Disrobing
Unbeknownst to the residents of the women's complex, as they slept, there was a crisis happening elsewhere in the compound. All it had taken was an exposed wire and some misplaced linens, and soon the entire laundry room was up in smoke. By the time the fire was put out, it was...
7 years ago 119 Words 3 Likes 1,538 Views -
A keyblade glider
Chapter 9 in The Digital Disrobing
Sitting on the beach of Destiny Islands was a familiar blue keyblade glider, with a familiar blue armored figure climbing off of it. A second after the figure finished dismounting, the glider transformed back into a keyblade and the figure's armor retracted, revealing the face of...
7 years ago 130 Words 6 Likes 1,466 Views -
The beach, where their friends are
Chapter 9 in The Digital Disrobing
It took Kairi far too long to realize that Selphie was leading her away from the cover of the cliffs, and of the mysterious door-cave where she had been planning to hide. Wait, was Selphie…? "Umm... Selphie… where are we going?" Kairi asked hesitantly, her earlier shock morphing...
7 years ago 231 Words 9 Likes 1,371 Views -
A stopgap solution
Chapter 9 in The Digital Disrobing
For such an ultimately simple problem, Riku was hard-pressed to think of a way to fix it. These were the memories in Kairi's heart he was talking about, and hearts weren't something that could just be "fixed", even if you were a Keyblade Master. And if he couldn't_ fix_ the prob...
7 years ago 223 Words 8 Likes 1,481 Views -
Eventually
Chapter 8 in The Digital Disrobing
As could probably be expected, despite Riku's resigned assurance that just her underwear was fine, Kairi most certainly did not feel the same way. However, as she turned and began to run back into the bathroom, Riku grabbed her arm and held her in place. "Let go, Riku!" But desp...
7 years ago 359 Words 8 Likes 1,531 Views -
Two naked girls are better than one
Chapter 8 in The Digital Disrobing
"An... idea?" Kairi was hard pressed to think of anything the other girl could possibly do in this situation. To her knowledge, Selphie didn't know anything about magic or other worlds. "Yeah! Just watch." And watch Kairi did, as Selphie did pretty much the last thing she would...
7 years ago 238 Words 12 Likes 1,565 Views -
It's a struggle
Chapter 8 in The Digital Disrobing
"I told you, Sora! I told you there was nothing to fix!" Sora sighed in response. The naked girl walking beside him had been gloating for the entire walk back to the beach. "Yes, I get it, you were right and I was wrong. Are you done now?" "You know, it's rude not to look at so...
7 years ago 263 Words 10 Likes 1,740 Views -
Umm...
Chapter 7 in The Digital Disrobing
Kairi's voice called out from the hut's small bathroom. "Hey, Riku? Do you know why I came in here?" "You were getting dressed." The older boy called back. He'd never seen Kairi this out of it. Something was definitely wrong here. But investigating what exactly that was could w...
7 years ago 209 Words 10 Likes 1,801 Views -
Selphie
Chapter 7 in The Digital Disrobing
At the sound of the voice, Kairi quickly turned around and locked eyes with Selphie, the only other girl in the Destiny Islands gang. Which meant that she had failed her stealth mission in less than five seconds. Wonderful. "Oh… Hi, Selphie…" Kairi intoned shakily. Today was jus...
7 years ago 257 Words 11 Likes 1,490 Views
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