What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about, Kairi?" Sora began. "You never wear pants."

Okay. That probably hadn't been Sora's best bluff. Actually it might have been his worst. "Y'know, like Donald." he added in an attempt to justify his ludicrous statement.

Kairi stared at Sora in confusion. Was that right? That didn't sound right, but Sora had no reason to lie, and admittedly, her memory was full of holes today. She thought back and tried to remember a time when she put on pants or a skirt or a something, but she came up empty. So she was just always bottomless then. She supposed she had seen everyone else's pants and her memory loss had caused her to become confused.

"... Sorry, you're right. That was silly of me. I don't know where my head's at today."

Sora was shocked. That worked?! Riku had said there was something wrong with her memory, but he hadn't thought it'd be this bad.

… Maybe he should sneak into Kairi's house later and get rid of all her skirts, pants, and panties so she wouldn't find out he was lying. He didn't want to hurt their friendship. That was definitely why. It wasn't like he was hoping his bluff would become the truth or anything.