dudeman216
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Not at all by dudeman216
Chapter 10 in Escape from Absurdia
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, holy fucking shit bitch slut bag!" The non-bearded man laughs as you run out the door screaming and tearing your hair from your head. In other words you go completely bad shit insane. Over the next few months you wonder around Absurdia selling your b...
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Sci-fi by dudeman216
Chapter 6 in Escape from Absurdia
The city is filled with towering (and I mean towering. like 10,000 feet tall!) buildings, flying cars, and strange silver jumpsuit clad/blue skinned people. You are a little disappointed. You kind of wanted them to be green skinned because you always found She-Hulk hot. Wait,...
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no by dudeman216
Chapter 9 in Escape from Absurdia
"Umm..." You say. "No. I...I just wanted to see the non-bearded man, I guess." You also say. The non-bearded man gets a very wide smile on his very non-bearded face. "Oh. That's wonderful. It's been a while since I've had a customer." You join him in smiling. The ne...
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Yes by dudeman216
Chapter 9 in Escape from Absurdia
You think about it for a second, as honestly the idea was not there until he planted it in you. After a couple of minutes, maybe hours, you come to a decision. "Yes. Muahahahahahaha." The non-bearded man gasps, and takes a step back. He then slaps you across the face and run...
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non-bearded man by dudeman216
Chapter 8 in Escape from Absurdia
Non-bearded man? What. The. Fuck. You have to see that. Rushing up the stairs you pull a quid from your pocket and ram it into the slot. The door clicks and you throw it open. Your eyes practically bug out of your head when you see him. He stands in the middle of the...
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motor boat by dudeman216
Chapter 10 in Escape from Absurdia
You smile and nod, unable to find words as this big (really big) and beautiful woman invites you into the bath. You scramble out of your cloths, tossing them onto the floor, and slip into the water. It is warm and it quickly becomes clear that it is filled with all kinds of bat...
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Tiny Triplets by dudeman216
Chapter 9 in Escape from Absurdia
You reach into your pocket and pull out a quid as you walk up the steps to the parking meter outside the Tiny Triplet's house. You drop the coin into the meter and from an unseen loudspeaker you hear, "thank you. Enjoy." Next you hear a door clicking unlocked. You turn...
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Freak Lane by dudeman216
Chapter 7 in Escape from Absurdia
Freak Lane sounds cool. Once on the road you find the streets completely empty. It is eerie how quiet it is. There are no shops or anything, but tons of houses. Each one has blackened out windows, but also a painting next to the door. They are big paintings like you would se...
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The circus by dudeman216
Chapter 6 in Escape from Absurdia
Hidden loud speakers blast circus music while several people wander down the stone streets riding elephants and mules. You look up and see someone walking the electric lines like they were a tightrope. And once the gatekeeper closes the large door he picks up several bowling pi...
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an item by dudeman216
Chapter 5 in Escape from Absurdia
"We want you to bring us Dark Queen Elizabeth's chastity belt." The witches tell you in unison. "We feel if she were to get laid every once in awhile then she might not be so uptight. Hell, she might even become a Light Queen." "So how would I go about retrieving this?"...
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