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by dudeman216
Chapter 10 in Escape from Absurdia
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, holy fucking shit bitch slut bag!" The non-bearded man laughs as you run out the door screaming and tearing your hair from your head. In other words you go completely bad shit insane. Over the next few months you wonder around Absurdia selling your b...
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Sci-fi
by dudeman216
Chapter 6 in Escape from Absurdia
The city is filled with towering (and I mean towering. like 10,000 feet tall!) buildings, flying cars, and strange silver jumpsuit clad/blue skinned people. You are a little disappointed. You kind of wanted them to be green skinned because you always found She-Hulk hot. Wait,...
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no
by dudeman216
Chapter 9 in Escape from Absurdia
"Umm..." You say. "No. I...I just wanted to see the non-bearded man, I guess." You also say. The non-bearded man gets a very wide smile on his very non-bearded face. "Oh. That's wonderful. It's been a while since I've had a customer." You join him in smiling. The ne...
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Yes
by dudeman216
Chapter 9 in Escape from Absurdia
You think about it for a second, as honestly the idea was not there until he planted it in you. After a couple of minutes, maybe hours, you come to a decision. "Yes. Muahahahahahaha." The non-bearded man gasps, and takes a step back. He then slaps you across the face and run...
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non-bearded man
by dudeman216
Chapter 8 in Escape from Absurdia
Non-bearded man? What. The. Fuck. You have to see that. Rushing up the stairs you pull a quid from your pocket and ram it into the slot. The door clicks and you throw it open. Your eyes practically bug out of your head when you see him. He stands in the middle of the...
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motor boat
by dudeman216
Chapter 10 in Escape from Absurdia
You smile and nod, unable to find words as this big (really big) and beautiful woman invites you into the bath. You scramble out of your cloths, tossing them onto the floor, and slip into the water. It is warm and it quickly becomes clear that it is filled with all kinds of bat...
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Tiny Triplets
by dudeman216
Chapter 9 in Escape from Absurdia
You reach into your pocket and pull out a quid as you walk up the steps to the parking meter outside the Tiny Triplet's house. You drop the coin into the meter and from an unseen loudspeaker you hear, "thank you. Enjoy." Next you hear a door clicking unlocked. You turn...
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Freak Lane
by dudeman216
Chapter 7 in Escape from Absurdia
Freak Lane sounds cool. Once on the road you find the streets completely empty. It is eerie how quiet it is. There are no shops or anything, but tons of houses. Each one has blackened out windows, but also a painting next to the door. They are big paintings like you would se...
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The circus
by dudeman216
Chapter 6 in Escape from Absurdia
Hidden loud speakers blast circus music while several people wander down the stone streets riding elephants and mules. You look up and see someone walking the electric lines like they were a tightrope. And once the gatekeeper closes the large door he picks up several bowling pi...
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an item
by dudeman216
Chapter 5 in Escape from Absurdia
"We want you to bring us Dark Queen Elizabeth's chastity belt." The witches tell you in unison. "We feel if she were to get laid every once in awhile then she might not be so uptight. Hell, she might even become a Light Queen." "So how would I go about retrieving this?"...
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don't flush
by dudeman216
Chapter 2 in Escape from Absurdia
"Meh. Fuck it." You say and walk out of the bathroom only to stop a second later when you hear a soft, girly moan. This catches your attention, so you turn back around. You find the toilet overflowing that strange liquid mixed with your urine. It runs all over the floor. Fu...
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sports orgies
by dudeman216
Chapter 4 in Escape from Absurdia
Muscular male asses bump into you as the rugby players scrum right past you. They grunt and groan, all trying to get an upper hand over the other players. It all looks very painful to you. "Hey, wait for me guys!" Cries another man from across the field. He runs toward...
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Escape?
by dudeman216
Chapter 4 in Escape from Absurdia
"Oh. That's great." You tell the witches, who respond with wide, toothless smiles. "Do you mind telling me how I might escape this place?" "Escape Absurdia?" The witches ask in unison. "Well, yeah dude." You respond. "I want to go home." The witches turn to ea...
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You don't
by dudeman216
Chapter 3 in Escape from Absurdia
You fall to your . Why did you pick this option?
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Magic!
by dudeman216
Chapter 3 in Escape from Absurdia
You continue to scream like you have never screamed before as the ground below gets closer and closer. You cannot help but think just how much it is going to hurt when you smack into that. But suddenly you find yourself slowing down. You also stop spinning around from the forc...
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Flush
by dudeman216
Chapter 2 in Escape from Absurdia
You grudgingly step back toward the toilet and press the lever to flush. The second you do the purple/teal liquid shoots up out of the toilet, splashing all over the room. Within seconds you are drenched in this weird (and warm) liquid. You try to run from the room, but find y...
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Introduction
by dudeman216
Chapter 1 in Escape from Absurdia
"Where are you going, Scott?" Your girlfriend, Missy, calls out to you from the couch as you walk away. You mumble something back along the lines of, "Gotta take a leak, dude." She just sighs and goes back to watching the crappy, generic, reality TV show currently on FOX. You...
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