Escape from Absurdia

"Where are you going, Scott?" Your girlfriend, Missy, calls out to you from the couch as you walk away. You mumble something back along the lines of, "Gotta take a leak, dude." She just sighs and goes back to watching the crappy, generic, reality TV show currently on FOX. You were kind of spacing out and can't remember the title, premise, or anything about the show.

You aren't drunk, but buzzed. Nevertheless, you still stumble a little as you try to flip the light switch with one hand and close the door with your foot. Maybe multitasking just isn't for you.

You unzip and grab hold of you wang, ready to unleash a torrent of filled urine. But looking down at the toilet bowl you are shocked, and stop to ponder what you see. Instead of water the bowl seems to be filled with some strange, swirling, purple and teal liquid. It pulses and bubbles like something that is alive. The whole situation is just plain weird.

"Weird." You mutter and decide to piss into the strange liquid anyways. Your urine sizzles as it splashes into the concoction, but the liquid in the toilet bowl otherwise stays the same. Once the stream of pee runs dry, you shake and zip up. Your about to walk away and return to your girlfriend and crappy TV shows when you realize you didn't flush the toilet. You crane your back and reach for the lever, but it is just slightly out of reach. Is it really worth the extra effort to flush the toilet?