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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Read Books and Watch Old Movies.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Anything that wasn't based off a TV show or Movie.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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It makes other people happy.
- In conclusion, I am
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Back Baby! Booyah!
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Talk and action
by brevdravis
Chapter 15 in Neighbors Next Door
Lauren's hand smacked against Viola's ass suddenly, with a whiplike motion. Viola startled at the contact, the sting a pleasant reminder of earlier activities, and mirroring the light burn on her neck from Lauren's lips. "You think we should try to wake him up?" Viola giggled a...
5 years ago 580 Words 11 Likes 649 Views -
Completely inconsequential negotiations.
by brevdravis
Chapter 6 in A Special Hell
"Well what good would it do you to do that, Arthur?" Ford spoke earnestly, glancing at his watch and noting that he was losing minutes off the schedule. This would never do. The entire point of the threat was to get the man moving. If he didn't move, the entire show was for absol...
5 years ago 1,243 Words 0 Likes 305 Views -
Re-election! (The End) (Bad Joke Ending!)
by brevdravis
Chapter 151 in A Special Hell
"You know lying to me isn't nice." I replied angrily. "I didn't lie to you." Eris smiled at me. "What?" "You just heard me wrong. I said I wasn't legally required to do anything you said. You just chose to take offense to my words." "That isn't anything at all like what you s...
5 years ago 787 Words 1 Likes 435 Views -
Go out for Pie (The End) (I wanted Pie ending)
by brevdravis
Chapter 151 in A Special Hell
"Oh, cool." I nodded. "So, you're a total bitch. Good to know." "Huh?" Eris looked at me coldly. "That's it? No argument, no lecture, no complaints, no sex? Nothing?" "Nope." I commented and began to walk towards the small path which lead up the winding dirt switchback towards...
5 years ago 636 Words 1 Likes 474 Views -
Just call the service (The End) [I Love Big Brother Ending]
by brevdravis
Chapter 82 in A Special Hell
"Well, we should just call the service and inform them that the van is in need of laundering and pick up." I replied brightly, pulling the cell phone from my pocket and notifying the van rental place that my car was in need of service and replacement at the designated holiday bon...
5 years ago 1,057 Words 0 Likes 718 Views -
I remembered Helen is gay. (The End) (With Regrets Ending)
by brevdravis
Chapter 71 in A Special Hell
The fantasy of Helen with a baby bump caused me to remember very clearly that Helen had never had sex with a man before. Therefore she was very likely NOT on the pill. The thought of child support payments and court cases caused me to slow my pace a bit as she bucked beneath me...
5 years ago 759 Words 1 Likes 697 Views -
She Jerked me off. (The End) (Friend Ending)
by brevdravis
Chapter 68 in A Special Hell
"Fuck Helen... that feels amazing." I moaned out, my hands gripping the faucet to steady myself as my knees went weak. Her hand continued to glide up and down my shaft, squeezing me tightly, I could feel the tightness in me, and adoring the soft words of this woman as she worked...
5 years ago 718 Words 1 Likes 784 Views -
Meanwhile... back at the Casino
by brevdravis
Chapter 161 in A Special Hell
Lone Starr happily signed his signature and applied his personal seal to another receipt, but conspicuously did not tip the waiter. He was in a bad mood, as the prostitute had refused to budge from her price, and King Roland had specifically said that he could not order any women...
5 years ago 905 Words 2 Likes 421 Views -
A Hurried Ford
by brevdravis
Chapter 5 in A Special Hell
It was at this moment a rather eccentric gentleman arrived. He normally arrived much later in the day, as was his wont. Rather it was his can't, as in Ford found it quite difficult to rise early. For the most part his cover story as an earth actor required late nights and the ing...
5 years ago 1,068 Words 1 Likes 340 Views -
The Honeymoon Suite
by brevdravis
Chapter 160 in A Special Hell
The elevator doors whooshed open with a particularly hydraulic sound. I could have sworn it was just for effect, and I stepped into the long hallway with a bit of anticipation. The Princess wasn't going to be happy, and the last thing I wanted was her yelling at me again. Nothing...
5 years ago 934 Words 1 Likes 480 Views -
Lie like a rug (The End) [California State Media Approved Ending]
by brevdravis
Chapter 18 in A Special Hell
"Actually I'm a very important person at my office." I proudly boasted, giving Kaila my best smile. "I make a lot of money, and am well respected among my peers." "Huh. That's quite strange, because according to the search I just completed on your social credit score, I see that...
5 years ago 795 Words 0 Likes 486 Views -
Shhh... It's Plot exposition, It has to go somewhere.
by brevdravis
Chapter 159 in A Special Hell
A pair of six sided dice bounced across a green felt table, as Lone Starr grinned wildly, before grimacing. "Ah SHIT! I Crapped." The sandy haired man brushed his hair back from his face and looked at me with a distracted stare. "Not now, Barf, I'm down fifty thousand Spacebuck...
5 years ago 1,036 Words 1 Likes 521 Views -
Orbiting Druidia
by brevdravis
Chapter 158 in A Special Hell
A long shot of a giant spacecraft that looks vaguely familiar rolls by. It vaguely resembles a gigantic maid, but this one is extremely dark in color and sports an extremely large Cannon directly from its crotch section, accompanied by two enormous, pendulous radar dishes which t...
5 years ago 567 Words 1 Likes 528 Views -
Refuse to play [The End] (Blooper Ending)
by brevdravis
Chapter 65 in A Special Hell
"Nope." I argued, looking at her closed fist. "I don't want to share the shower again." "What... I... Ok... busted me." Helen rolled her eyes. "OOOOOH..." Both Kaila and Charlotte giggled at the reaction as Helen brought her hand down to her side once again. "Ok, fine... your...
5 years ago 426 Words 0 Likes 451 Views -
Extremely BAD Fanfiction
by brevdravis
Chapter 4 in A Special Hell
Arthur was dead. This should not have come as a surprise to him, as he had been expecting it from the moment of his birth, and had been well aware that it could come at any moment and from any direction. It had been drilled into him repeatedly that safety had been a primary conc...
5 years ago 1,406 Words 1 Likes 400 Views -
Sexposition, the best kind of exposition.
by brevdravis
Chapter 14 in Neighbors Next Door
Viola couldn't help but giggle a little bit as she felt Lauren's hand slip below waistband of her panties. The kisses became more passionate as the fingers seemed to trace something on her skin which brought an instant ripple of pleasure. It was strange, and for a moment Viola wo...
5 years ago 638 Words 7 Likes 609 Views -
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Earth
by brevdravis
Chapter 3 in A Special Hell
Mostly Harmless, Provided that you are willing to follow several extremely important safety guidelines. First, keep in mind that the inhabitants of the planet are a incredibly immature race, obsessed with games, rubbing up against one another and giving each other surprise gifts...
5 years ago 1,410 Words 1 Likes 525 Views -
Car Wreck and Everybody Dies (The End) [Story Enhanced by Google]
by brevdravis
Chapter 8 in A Special Hell
The grinding sound of metal that echoed from the front left of the van was a shock to us all, as the van dipped forward and to the left after a particularly deep pothole. The grinding became more intense, and a loud snap could be heard echoing through the vehicle. The wheel twist...
5 years ago 876 Words 6 Likes 1,084 Views -
Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money
by brevdravis
Chapter 157 in A Special Hell
Once Upon A Space/Time Warp... In a Galaxy not as far away as we would probably like... lived a ruthless race of beings known as Spaceballs. Chapter Twelve (Family Business situations do not qualify for Chapter Thirteen) After the Destruction of Spaceball One, the peaceful inh...
5 years ago 291 Words 2 Likes 645 Views -
A bit of Creative Chaos
by brevdravis
Chapter 156 in A Special Hell
"All right!" Eris spun on her toes and danced a quick step which involved hiking up one knee while standing perfectly upright, kicking out the foot several times, and returning it to her calf in an elegant pose. "Hmmm... you're right. That IS sexy and shows off how strong my legs...
5 years ago 1,132 Words 4 Likes 736 Views
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