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Luna tests her new love rod
by battleoide
Chapter 3 in Omni App
Luna's band new love rod is red and swollen, angerly throbbing between her legs. She grips the shaft with one hand, her fingers and thumb just barely able to touch each other around her considerable girth. “Holy shit…” She strokes slowly at first, biting her lower lip. Her thick...
3 years ago 739 Words 71 Likes 23,714 Views -
You get chastized by your mother and mess with your powers some more
by battleoide
Chapter 5 in Unlimited wishes
“YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN!” Your mother ends your revelry rather abruptly, shouting at you from all the way down stairs and clear across the house. You wince out of reflex and sheepishly move to the door, cracking it open to meekly reply, “Sorry,” before closing and lo...
4 years ago 310 Words 39 Likes 11,602 Views -
You wish Kate Upton filled out her bikini top a little better...
by battleoide
Chapter 4 in Unlimited wishes
Staring at the page in your hands, you can’t help but compare Kate Upton's measurements to the other Adult Models and Pornstars you've come to fantasize of. Sure, Kate's got a great figure, but her bust doesn’t even come close to any of models in your copy of Score Magazine. You...
4 years ago 167 Words 32 Likes 12,680 Views -
You browse the Sports Illustrated for some inspiration.
by battleoide
Chapter 3 in Unlimited wishes
You sit down on the end of your bed, still an unkempt mess from last night, and start flipping through the ragged magazine, skimming past the adds and articles with little interest, in search of some inspiration… There!  find it after school
by battleoide
Chapter 2 in The Dictaphone
You toss your bookbag across the room as you walk in, the bag landing with a muffled thump on your bed. With an exasperated groan, you slump into your computer chair. It's Friday, damn it, why do you have to write this paper now? Because if you don’t start now, you'll just keep...
6 years ago 870 Words 4 Likes 3,014 Views -
Turn the Restaurant into a Breastaurant
by battleoide
Chapter 4 in The Magic Wand
The restaurant, Tiffany's Dinner, is styled like a roadside dinner straight from the 50s, complete with the the welcoming teal paint and chrome highlights. Jim waves the wand in a wide circle and flicks his wrist at the dinner. In a bright rainbow of color, the dinner transforms....
6 years ago 152 Words 4 Likes 2,344 Views -
Olivia rewards you for your honesty
by battleoide
Chapter 45 in Magic Marker
"Well, I suppose I should do something to reward you for being so honest, " Olivia says with a huff. She stops thrusting and pulls her member from Stacey's snatch with a wet squelch. Her cock is massive, easily a foot long and as thick as her wrist. She catches you staring and s...
6 years ago 371 Words 115 Likes 28,892 Views
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