Sausage man

Virgin

Sausage man was last seen:: 9 hours ago

Gender:: -

Birthday:: -

Location:: The principality of sealand

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: -

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Buzzfeed articles

My favorite word for "penis" is: -

My favorite word for "vagina" is: -

I write erotica because: I don't

In conclusion, I am: a virgin.

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