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Attempt to permanently reattach his dick
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 3 in Detached
Upon returning to his dorm, Andrew realized that this condition could cause some serious danger in future magic experiments, so his first thoughts turned to curing himself. To his surprise it didn't take him much studying to find a combination of magic words that he thought would...
6 years ago 314 Words 17 Likes 12,349 Views -
On a summer walk across the countryside
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 3 in Single-player Campaign
Today is one of the rare occasions you choose to leave the woods. The walk to the closest town is long, and goes through 6 miles of countryside and farm land. Its a nice day, the sun is bright but there are clouds and a nice breeze to prevent it from feeling oppressively hot. You...
8 years ago 362 Words 2 Likes 1,019 Views -
Druid, Elf, Female, Low Friction Body
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 2 in Single-player Campaign
You are Eydis Ainsley, a young ELF DRUID. You are slightly tall, though your upper body lacks muscle, your lower body has a bit. You have very large and slightly inconvenient breasts. Your skin is naturally fair, but after spending so much time outside you have a light tan across...
8 years ago 347 Words 3 Likes 1,408 Views -
In the depths
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 3 in Single-player Campaign
In your boldest raid yet, you enter the underground city of Libahumla, populated by the mysterious isolationist drow. The city is difficult to enter stealthily, as the intentionally vast, confusing, and dangerous caves surrounding the city must be navigated first. Specifically, t...
8 years ago 285 Words 2 Likes 1,592 Views -
Perfectly fine, but really angry
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 4 in Single-player Campaign
You don't have long to get your bearings before being shoved off by your assailant. You turn around to see her do a back flip onto her feet, and spit out your genitals into her hand while shooting a glare at you. "You coward! Is this your idea of a joke!?" she yells, waving your...
8 years ago 602 Words 2 Likes 1,435 Views -
YES, VERY YES, and also to the east, to Deorfpintel
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 6 in Single-player Campaign
Many days pass as you trek east, taking care of Táozi while she takes care of your penis. With little else to do while recovering, she teases you a lot. It doesn't take long for you to get more physically acquainted with her, and eventually share a bed. Her body is muscular and d...
8 years ago 323 Words 5 Likes 1,421 Views -
Seduce this kindred spirit!
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 6 in Single-player Campaign
You sneak into the room next to her. Despite her panic the hall door is closed and no sound comes through it, even still she focuses so intently on it that it takes her a moment to notice you have swiped back your manhood. In that moment you find the time to stick it to your bare...
8 years ago 192 Words 5 Likes 1,512 Views -
It falls into the cleavage of an unsuspecting maid
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 5 in Single-player Campaign
Your toes slip up, and you literally have to cover your mouth to prevent yourself from yelling "NO!" Your penis tumbles through the air and falls in between the breasts of one of the many servant girls transporting food under you. She is a cute redhead, and her boobs are large en...
8 years ago 361 Words 6 Likes 1,831 Views -
Rip open the foot of your suit and retrieve your dick
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 4 in Single-player Campaign
The material of your suit is relatively thin and inconsequential. It provides no protection and little camouflage, you have done missions in states of undress before. In fact, your love of stealth started one day when your clothes were stolen at a public bathhouse, and you notice...
8 years ago 142 Words 2 Likes 1,905 Views -
During an otherwise simple heist
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 3 in Single-player Campaign
The mansion of a wealthy nobleman is preparing for a grand ball, and security has been rendered rather unobservant in the chaos. This is too good for you to pass up, especially with aforementioned nobleman being an art collector. You manage to easily make it in near dinnertime, w...
8 years ago 244 Words 1 Likes 2,022 Views -
You decide to check on Táozi
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 5 in Single-player Campaign
You must admit, though she did try to fight you and you don't know much about her, Táozi is very endearing. Her cute looks, peaceful demeanor, and momentary vulnerability have you worrying about her a lot. You slowly sneak to her tent, and open the flap just slightly. She seems t...
8 years ago 495 Words 6 Likes 1,856 Views -
Awake, but concussed
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 4 in Single-player Campaign
First course of action is to get off of her, second is to retrieve your penis from her mouth, third is to check if she is alive. After all, your bounty would skyrocket if your were a murderer rather than just a thief. You place your cock in your shorts pocket for later examinatio...
8 years ago 393 Words 2 Likes 1,998 Views -
While running from a bounty hunter
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 3 in Single-player Campaign
You are in a small pine forest clearing up north by the shrine of Llyn dwfn. Despite getting decent sunlight the grass is thin, and sticks litter the ground. You made camp here last night in your small camouflaged tent despite a town being nearby. You didn't want to risk sleeping...
8 years ago 436 Words 4 Likes 2,496 Views -
Thief, Human, Male, Detachable Penis
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 2 in Single-player Campaign
You are Owan Dáire (pronounced DAW-ra), a HUMAN THIEF of moderate skill. You have a thin, athletic build, and are of moderate height. You are obviously very dexterous, and have fast reflexes. You have pale but rosy skin and fluffy dark blond hair that is usually kept short and me...
8 years ago 239 Words 3 Likes 4,373 Views -
Introduction
by angrynarwhal
Chapter 1 in Single-player Campaign
Welcome to a great wide world of possibilities! A world which a great adventurer like yourself will be able to take advantage of. this land, which shall be called henceforth... This Land, is a place of danger and hardship, but also reward. Foul magics have been released into the...
10 years ago 175 Words 6 Likes 7,537 Views
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