About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 30, 1991
- Location
- United States of America
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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watch god-awful movies.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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thud-and-blunder fantasy stories.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I like to provide others with the same escapism I enjoy.
- In conclusion, I am
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a man with an encyclopedic knowledge of all things that are completely useless.
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Introduction
by algernonx
Chapter 1 in Video Game Robosluts
Thank you for calling Video Game Robosluts! As you probably already know, we are the top selling robotic company of our class. We have provided top-notch robotic sex dolls for over 150 years and the considerable age of our company can only be attributed to a very important factor...
8 years ago 334 Words 40 Likes 229,068 Views -
Press # for More Options
by algernonx
Chapter 3 in Video Game Robosluts
Not satisfied with the first options? Don't worry, that's alright! We pride ourselves in being able to meet the requirements of the pickiest customers. Here's some more franchises for you! Press 1 for Chrono Trigger Press 2 for Fallout Press 3 for Fable Press 4 for World...
8 years ago 64 Words 9 Likes 68,668 Views -
Can't we do both?
by algernonx
Chapter 10 in Amulet
"Let's do both." With a thought, he suddenly had a third eight-inch cock located just above the other two. His mother and sister's eyes both grew wide, and they began to lick their lips. Jessie even started drooling, and she stretched out her hand to touch him before jerking it b...
10 years ago 310 Words 21 Likes 5,927 Views -
Take out Tifa's Head
by algernonx
Chapter 5 in Video Game Lover
You reach in and grab ahold of Tifa's long silky dark hair. With a sharp jerk, you pull her head out of the TV screen and leave her body inside. "Aeris?" You call, "Be a dear and lick out Tifa." You can't see much beyond Tifa's head, but from her moans and the look on her fac...
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Press 3
by algernonx
Chapter 6 in Video Game Robosluts
Well maybe you want her to be some flavor besides Princess Classic. We currently have three basic packages, but you can order a custom programming job if you like. Package 1 is what we like to call "Well Excuse Me Princess", and makes Zelda...well, outside the bedroom she migh...
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Home Delivery
by algernonx
Chapter 9 in Cartoon Robo-Sluts
Two-to-Four days later... After signing for the delivery from a somewhat confused UPS man, you turn to the enormous box in the middle of your living room. Once opened, you are greeted by the sight of Jessica's perfect figure, eyes closed and hands folded, lying on a bed of clo...
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Human
by algernonx
Chapter 4 in Dungeons & Dragons: 3.5 Classic Edition
And what shall his class be? A warrior, a wizard, or a thief? Or perhaps something else entirely?
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Introduction
by algernonx
Chapter 1 in Mightier Than The Sword
My grandfather wasn't an affluent man, not one of those "rich uncles" you might inherit a mansion or a million dollars from. He was a writer. My mother once said he loved books more than people. But when he left me his prized golden quill, I felt a sense of pride. With it cam...
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Introduction 2
by algernonx
Chapter 2 in Mightier Than The Sword
I drummed my fingers on my desk, wondering how an unlucky farm hand could escape being burnt to a cinder. I got up to get some coffee when I realized that I was no longer in my room. I had only my desk lamp on, but now even the light from that was missing--gone, along with my d...
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A bard
by algernonx
Chapter 5 in Dungeons & Dragons: 3.5 Classic Edition
Something of a spoony choice indeed--Jack of all trades, master of none. But the humble bard is always a useful addition, and your chief weapon is your charm and guile. It's also a little known Class Feature that you can you can talk the panties off of any monster with an Inte...
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Turn her on, then get around to REALLY turning her on!
by algernonx
Chapter 10 in Cartoon Robo-Sluts
You took the instruction manual back to your room, and after glancing over the startup directions, locked it away. The switch was right where Jessica's neck met the base of her skull, hidden under her silky and fiery red hair. With a single press, her eyes fluttered open. "Mm...
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Meet and Greet
by algernonx
Chapter 3 in Mightier Than The Sword
And she was every bit as stunning as the cover art had made her out to be. I always thought they were Frank Frazetta's absolute best work. In fact, I think that her breasts were even larger than the illustrations, perhaps even an F cup! And they were held back only by a leathe...
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Izak, son of Tordek
by algernonx
Chapter 6 in Dungeons & Dragons: 3.5 Classic Edition
Hail and welcome, Izak. While you never inherited your father's preference for the ways of war (much to his disappointment), you have certainly inherited his sexual appetite. And much like him, from the first day you started your bardic training, you were in it for the ladies....
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Press 3
by algernonx
Chapter 7 in Video Game Robosluts
Our pre-programmed options are as follows 1--Dominatrix. This ramps up Lulu's normal cold and dismissive nature to make her a dominant woman who at times may border on being a real sadist. For safety purposes, you'll have to program a safe word before you order. 2--....
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tries to negotiate
by algernonx
Chapter 4 in Ancient Royal
She shook her head no. "You speak truly my so...my lord. But please...not here, not like this. Not out in the open!" Her eyes were full of fear, and far from dissuading you, her only made your erection feel painfully hard. A wicked smile crossed your face....
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Press #
by algernonx
Chapter 5 in Video Game Robosluts
For the icy sultry assassin, Christie, press 1. For the hot and wild luchadora, Lisa, press 2. For the overpowered clone, Alpha, press 3. To see our Harem option, press 4
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Repaying a debt
by algernonx
Chapter 13 in Anime Robo-Sluts
Both Hinata and Tayuya will believe that one of your parents or grandparents helped one of Hinata's, and that her family promised to send one of their own to serve you. Since you now live on your own, they have sent Hinata to be your bodyguard and servant, and Tayuya has come al...
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Try to play along
by algernonx
Chapter 11 in Cartoon Robo-Sluts
"Well, don't you think you should...you know, trade up? Look for somewhere with a little more class?" Jessica stands and puts her hands on her hips. "And what's wrong with the Ink and Paint Club?" You search for an answer, and soon you have it. "It's...Maroon." You mutter...
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Twice the Fun
by algernonx
Chapter 4 in Especially Endowed
you're pretty damn big to start with, just about an even foot when erect. you also have large nuts, each about the size of a walnut. however, that's not the real amazing thing about you. what's worth talking about is the fact that, around the time you hit puberty, a strange g...
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Tattoos
by algernonx
Chapter 9 in Cartoon Robo-Sluts
Please specify the number, location, and exact type of tattoos you want your Rogue to have.
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