Quelch
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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read erotica
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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write erotica
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Johnson
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Ham sammich
- I write erotica because
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I get paid to
- In conclusion, I am
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a bit of a numpty
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Andrea goes home by Quelch
Chapter 123 in Magic at the Mall
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This takes place in a universe where they have leap weekends with an extra Sunday, hence why this story begins on a Sunday morning when the last part ends Sunday night. This is definitely not an excuse the author came up with because they messed up the days. Andre...
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Andrea placates Brian by Quelch
Chapter 165 in Magic at the Mall
“Brian! Baby, wait up! I’m sorry!”, Brian had stopped by his parked car as he was unlocking it when Andrea caught up to him. “\*sigh\* Look. I’m sorry I made out with that chick. But it’s been a week since we fucked, and I’ve been saving it up for you, so sorry if I’m a little o...
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Brian... by Quelch
Chapter 164 in Magic at the Mall
A moment of light unrecognized flirting between Andrea and Brian was bought to an end by the arrival of Brian. “Hey babe, sorry I’m late. Hi, I’m Brian, Andrea’s better half, he-he”, Brian introduced himself to Kristi, who was weirded out that he didn’t let Andrea introduce him...
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It's lit! by Quelch
Chapter 163 in Magic at the Mall
One by one, the guests arrived. There was Julio, a camp Latino man who was the group’s resident gay best friend; Michelle, a slightly nerdier girl who still knew how to have a good time; Brooke and Kai, twin brother and sister who were normally seen together; Crash, a muscular b...
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It's Vicki! by Quelch
Chapter 162 in Magic at the Mall
“Heyyyy Kristi, sorry I’m late!”, Vicki announced, dressed to the nines like some Barbie variant of a hooker. “You’re early Vicks. Did you accidentally switch your phone clock to Greenland again? Girl you have got to get a watch”. “Oh… oh yeah, guess I did, lol! So—Andrea, hi!...
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Party prep by Quelch
Chapter 161 in Magic at the Mall
The next morning, Andrea took a bit longer than usual getting ready, applying ‘her’ makeup with precision in a subconscious desire to impress Kristi. Andrea packed ‘her’ cosmetics and party outfit into a bag after putting on the previous day’s outfit (with fresh lingerie) before...
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A romantic date watching B movies in the park by Quelch
Chapter 160 in Magic at the Mall
Andrea touched up ‘her’ makeup on the drive down with the products in ‘her’ purse using the mirror in the passenger side sun visor while Brian babbled away, and ‘she’ pretended to be interested. They found a spot and set down their blanket to watch the movie; some B-movie that w...
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Shopping! by Quelch
Chapter 159 in Magic at the Mall
The mother-‘daughter’ duo pulled into a mall, but not the usual one. Charlene had taken them to a mall a few towns over as “Kristi’s such a nice girl, we’d best not risk hurting her feelings by going to the mall but not The Spot. We want Chanel, not Sears!”. Andrea thought that...
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The shrink by Quelch
Chapter 158 in Magic at the Mall
Before they entered the psychiatrist’s office, Charlene made her ‘daughter’ change out of ‘her’ halter top and into a pink cropped tube top which showed off ‘her’ fresh cleavage. “A girl’s gotta use what she’s got if she wants to get what she wants, hun!”, Charlene waxed lyrical...
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Charlene takes Andrea to The Look: by Quelch
Chapter 157 in Magic at the Mall
Charlene woke Andrea up bright and early that morning, letting her ‘daughter’ know that after breakfast they’d be making a stop at her salon before their appointment with the psychiatrist. As was practically second nature by this point, Andrea, showered, dried, moisturised, douc...
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