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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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read erotica
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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write erotica
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Johnson
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Ham sammich
- I write erotica because
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I get paid to
- In conclusion, I am
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a bit of a numpty
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Andrea goes home
by Quelch
Chapter 123 in Magic at the Mall
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This takes place in a universe where they have leap weekends with an extra Sunday, hence why this story begins on a Sunday morning when the last part ends Sunday night. This is definitely not an excuse the author came up with because they messed up the days. Andre...
4 years ago 540 Words 12 Likes 1,595 Views -
Andrea placates Brian
by Quelch
Chapter 165 in Magic at the Mall
“Brian! Baby, wait up! I’m sorry!”, Brian had stopped by his parked car as he was unlocking it when Andrea caught up to him. “\*sigh\* Look. I’m sorry I made out with that chick. But it’s been a week since we fucked, and I’ve been saving it up for you, so sorry if I’m a little o...
4 years ago 558 Words 20 Likes 2,523 Views -
Brian...
by Quelch
Chapter 164 in Magic at the Mall
A moment of light unrecognized flirting between Andrea and Brian was bought to an end by the arrival of Brian. “Hey babe, sorry I’m late. Hi, I’m Brian, Andrea’s better half, he-he”, Brian introduced himself to Kristi, who was weirded out that he didn’t let Andrea introduce him...
4 years ago 607 Words 9 Likes 1,193 Views -
It's lit!
by Quelch
Chapter 163 in Magic at the Mall
One by one, the guests arrived. There was Julio, a camp Latino man who was the group’s resident gay best friend; Michelle, a slightly nerdier girl who still knew how to have a good time; Brooke and Kai, twin brother and sister who were normally seen together; Crash, a muscular b...
4 years ago 571 Words 8 Likes 997 Views -
It's Vicki!
by Quelch
Chapter 162 in Magic at the Mall
“Heyyyy Kristi, sorry I’m late!”, Vicki announced, dressed to the nines like some Barbie variant of a hooker. “You’re early Vicks. Did you accidentally switch your phone clock to Greenland again? Girl you have got to get a watch”. “Oh… oh yeah, guess I did, lol! So—Andrea, hi!...
4 years ago 666 Words 9 Likes 1,004 Views -
Party prep
by Quelch
Chapter 161 in Magic at the Mall
The next morning, Andrea took a bit longer than usual getting ready, applying ‘her’ makeup with precision in a subconscious desire to impress Kristi. Andrea packed ‘her’ cosmetics and party outfit into a bag after putting on the previous day’s outfit (with fresh lingerie) before...
4 years ago 457 Words 6 Likes 1,032 Views -
A romantic date watching B movies in the park
by Quelch
Chapter 160 in Magic at the Mall
Andrea touched up ‘her’ makeup on the drive down with the products in ‘her’ purse using the mirror in the passenger side sun visor while Brian babbled away, and ‘she’ pretended to be interested. They found a spot and set down their blanket to watch the movie; some B-movie that w...
4 years ago 589 Words 10 Likes 1,076 Views -
Shopping!
by Quelch
Chapter 159 in Magic at the Mall
The mother-‘daughter’ duo pulled into a mall, but not the usual one. Charlene had taken them to a mall a few towns over as “Kristi’s such a nice girl, we’d best not risk hurting her feelings by going to the mall but not The Spot. We want Chanel, not Sears!”. Andrea thought that...
4 years ago 396 Words 7 Likes 1,052 Views -
The shrink
by Quelch
Chapter 158 in Magic at the Mall
Before they entered the psychiatrist’s office, Charlene made her ‘daughter’ change out of ‘her’ halter top and into a pink cropped tube top which showed off ‘her’ fresh cleavage. “A girl’s gotta use what she’s got if she wants to get what she wants, hun!”, Charlene waxed lyrical...
4 years ago 391 Words 7 Likes 1,068 Views -
Charlene takes Andrea to The Look:
by Quelch
Chapter 157 in Magic at the Mall
Charlene woke Andrea up bright and early that morning, letting her ‘daughter’ know that after breakfast they’d be making a stop at her salon before their appointment with the psychiatrist. As was practically second nature by this point, Andrea, showered, dried, moisturised, douc...
4 years ago 200 Words 4 Likes 1,007 Views -
Andrea is in the bathroom:
by Quelch
Chapter 156 in Magic at the Mall
Back home, Andrea had removed ‘her’ top layer to let ‘her’ waist relax from the corset training and found ‘herself’ examining ‘her’ shrunken boobs in the mirror, which now had returned to their natural AA-cup and level of sensitivity. Curious, ‘she’ played with ‘her’ nipples a l...
4 years ago 693 Words 7 Likes 986 Views -
They get pampered
by Quelch
Chapter 155 in Magic at the Mall
“Hmmm… I think a wax is in order. Plus your roots need touching up. And your nails too. Leslie, you finish up with your clients. Barbie, you’re with me”. Donna handled Emily while Barbie was with Andrea. Simultaneously Andrea and ‘her’ companion had full body waxes, paraffin so...
4 years ago 434 Words 8 Likes 970 Views -
Return to The Beauty Mark
by Quelch
Chapter 154 in Magic at the Mall
“Hello ladies!”, Emily announced as she entered The Beauty Mark, Andrea sheepishly in tow. “Hi Emily, how you doi—Girls, look who it is! Andrea’s back!”, an African American woman in her mid-thirties with black victory rolls shouted back to her colleagues. Leslie was dressed in...
4 years ago 553 Words 5 Likes 971 Views -
Girls’ day with Emily
by Quelch
Chapter 153 in Magic at the Mall
Andrea awoke as normal, albeit ‘her’ ass slightly sore still from the previous night’s exploits and got ready for ‘her’ day with Brian’s mother. ‘She’ found ‘herself’ looking forward to the day a little; although ‘she’ would have to maintain ‘Andrea mode’ and spend the day lying...
4 years ago 584 Words 5 Likes 1,008 Views -
Charlene with ‘her’ dildo
by Quelch
Chapter 152 in Magic at the Mall
Charlene was waiting for Andrea, ‘her’ black dildo in hand. “There you are sugar, be a doll and take off your panties”. Andrea was experienced with exposing ‘herself’ before Charlene, but still ‘her’ face flushed as ‘she’ slipped ‘her’ panties down ‘her’ legs and onto the floor...
4 years ago 386 Words 11 Likes 1,246 Views -
A trip to Dr. Jacobs
by Quelch
Chapter 151 in Magic at the Mall
“Good news, hun! Dr. Jacobs rang and she’s got your prescription ready! She told us to head over whenever so let’s go now, shall we?”. Charlene’s question was more of a statement as within the half hour, Andrea was sitting nervously in the waiting room with ‘her’ mother. ‘She’...
4 years ago 733 Words 8 Likes 1,089 Views -
Getting coffee
by Quelch
Chapter 150 in Magic at the Mall
Thursday morning: Andrea wanted to impress Kristi with ‘her’ outfit by wearing something stylish, so asked Charlene for help. What she came up with was a cheerleader-esque ensemble consisting of a pleated pink and white miniskirt, white thigh-high socks held up by sock glue, whi...
4 years ago 629 Words 9 Likes 984 Views -
At Brian's house
by Quelch
Chapter 149 in Magic at the Mall
Andrea took a deep breath and awaited the inevitable. “Andrea, darling, welcome to our home! I hope you’ve brought along your appetite as I’ve whipped up a smorgasbord!”, Emily chirped, embracing Andrea in a tight hug which pushed ‘her’ face towards the 40-something woman’s heav...
4 years ago 834 Words 13 Likes 1,106 Views -
It's Kristi!
by Quelch
Chapter 148 in Magic at the Mall
“Oh hey, chica!” Andrea enthusiastically greeted the raven-haired beauty before ‘her’, the two exclaiming and hugging each other. “Kristi, hiya! You finished at The Spot for the day?”. “I wish, shift starts in a sec. More importantly, who’s this little guy? Your lil’ brother?”...
4 years ago 558 Words 10 Likes 1,057 Views -
Andrea babysits
by Quelch
Chapter 147 in Magic at the Mall
Andrea made ‘her’ way to the Johnsons on time and Brad and Barb gave ‘her’ instructions, which deviated from the usual. “We trust you enough now that we know you’ll take good care of our little Billy out in public. So if you’re okay with it, could you take him to the multiplex a...
4 years ago 261 Words 7 Likes 1,081 Views
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