Quelch

Story Crafter

Quelch was last seen:: 1 year ago

Gender:: Female

Birthday:: -

Location:: Micronesia

Homepage:: https://www.deviantart.com/thequelch

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: read erotica

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: write erotica

My favorite word for "penis" is: Johnson

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Ham sammich

I write erotica because: I get paid to

In conclusion, I am: a bit of a numpty