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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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read erotica
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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write erotica
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Johnson
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Ham sammich
- I write erotica because
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I get paid to
- In conclusion, I am
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a bit of a numpty
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