About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- December 25, 1980
- Location
- Hell, Michigan
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Cook, write non-erotic literature, play D&D/other RPGS, explore abandoned places, watch weird films/listen to weird music (Frank Zappa and John Waters major inspirations), drink coffee, sit and listen to the rain, etc.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Books written by the bizarre and eccentric (Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut) or about the bizarre and eccentric (musical biographies, art movements), stuff that challenges in some way.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Schlong
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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I did it as a joke for people in porn threads, but now I'm in too deep to quit. I'm also down to write whatever spank you want, shoot me a message.
- In conclusion, I am
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an idiot bastard son with eccentric tastes and a desire to break the status quo in some way, some day.
Or maybe I'm just pretentious.
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3 inches
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 7 in ENF and SPH
Jessica stares at your penis, seeing the tiny little thing twitch in anticipation of Jessica's body. _"My my, Mr. Bartender, your cock is really small"_ says Jessica in her seductive voice As soon as she's saying that, she starts stroking your cock with two fingers, making your...
7 years ago 249 Words 8 Likes 2,679 Views -
Late Night Swim
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 2 in Skidaddle Skiddoodle
Chemicals in the water
7 years ago 4 Words 0 Likes 6,433 Views -
Anime Convention
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 2 in Skidaddle Skiddoodle
Magical girl stuff (later)
7 years ago 4 Words 0 Likes 6,082 Views -
Halloween Party
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 2 in Skidaddle Skiddoodle
Witch
7 years ago 1 Words 0 Likes 7,025 Views -
Introduction
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 1 in Skidaddle Skiddoodle
Within the various stories, you will take on the role of a man who will end up having his big dick shrunken significantly - whether that be medicines, spells, superpowers, special teas, or what have you - to a comical level. They also run the possibility of being humiliated, thei...
7 years ago 73 Words 4 Likes 12,469 Views -
Ask the girl for help
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 7 in Naked and Embarrassed
Evaluating the situation, your eyes dart between the tree and the girl nearby, before you settle on asking the girl for help. The tree is far enough away from the bleachers that one could peak over and see your streaking. Even if you snuck behind it, there was a decent stretch of...
7 years ago 325 Words 11 Likes 10,074 Views -
Introduction
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 1 in Bumbling Futa
Quinn is, and has always been, an unlucky girl. This has been her defining trait since she began schooling 12 years ago. From her face being a ball magnet in physical education, to her ditzy, clumsy nature causing two chemical fires in the same week, to her lack of grace resultin...
7 years ago 295 Words 3 Likes 4,540 Views -
The pool, end of summer
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 2 in Bumbling Futa
(In progress)
7 years ago 2 Words 1 Likes 2,358 Views -
No
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 11 in The Judgement
As she jerks quicker and quicker, in the heat of the moment, you manage to blurt out "N-no." The woman stops, right as your about to burst, your tiny penis aching for release. The woman laughs under her breath, iron grip on your dick, she asks a simple question: "'No', what?"...
7 years ago 353 Words 7 Likes 9,342 Views -
Reveals the truth
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 6 in ENF and SPH
A moment like this is something that every Toon in the bar would kill for. Jessica Rabbit, the sex symbol herself, dragging you into her personal room, away from the eyes of the public. You'd heard every dirty, nasty thing that the drunken patrons would do to her, praddling on wi...
7 years ago 436 Words 4 Likes 2,630 Views -
Laughter
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 5 in Sex Gadgets
Having wrestled the uncooperative man's shorts and underwear, Jade tossed them away, leaving Jake bottomless and erect. She took one look at the damage that the watch had done and... Immediately broke into laughter at the site of his one-incher completely erect. "Holy shit, thi...
7 years ago 314 Words 18 Likes 17,603 Views -
She helps Jake
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 4 in Sex Gadgets
Jade pulled Jake into a back room where nobody would find them, and with their being no customers in the store, it was a perfect opportunity. As she shut the door behind them, Jake felt an increasing sense of dread creep up his spine. Flick. The buzz of several florescent light...
7 years ago 406 Words 14 Likes 18,439 Views -
Locker Room Talk
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 10 in Enm at Work
The women who were watching me diddle with Ahab's fiddle, I don't know what happened to them next. All I remember is being escorted to a nearby Locker Room with Sailor-Boy, the lifeguard and Natalie while they had to clean the pool. No one could find Ahab's trunks, but thankfully...
7 years ago 102 Words 2 Likes 1,657 Views -
Go back and ask for help
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 3 in Sex Gadgets
Jake's mind was running a mile a second as he stared at his crotch, a phantom feeling of where his cock had been before. As the realisation began to set in, and his mind began to panic far worse than before. He had made reservations at one of the nicer restauraunts near the mall,...
7 years ago 819 Words 14 Likes 20,626 Views -
Still Small, Rock Hard
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 9 in Enm at Work
The women that were previously behind me had now gathered around, and it seemed like the entire world was watching me and Ahab, to see if he's got a dick to match his tight, muscular body. The body of a man with all the money and time in the world, and he's busy at a ho...
7 years ago 1,222 Words 5 Likes 2,178 Views -
See if he gets bigger
by MrRoundheels
Chapter 8 in Enm at Work
I stared at Ahab, his face red as his mini-meat is exposed for us to see. The women around me start to take notice, the occasional sharp laugh or ejaculated comment growing into a full chatter as others attempted to get closer. My eyes darted from Ahab's little fish to his face a...
7 years ago 710 Words 5 Likes 2,500 Views
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