MrRoundheels

Experienced

MrRoundheels was last seen:: 7 years ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: December 25, 1980

Location:: Hell, Michigan

Homepage:: https://www.imagefap.com/profile/MrRoundheels

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Cook, write non-erotic literature, play D&D/other RPGS, explore abandoned places, watch weird films/listen to weird music (Frank Zappa and John Waters major inspirations), drink coffee, sit and listen to the rain, etc.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Books written by the bizarre and eccentric (Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut) or about the bizarre and eccentric (musical biographies, art movements), stuff that challenges in some way.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Schlong

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Pussy

I write erotica because: I did it as a joke for people in porn threads, but now I'm in too deep to quit. I'm also down to write whatever spank you want, shoot me a message.

In conclusion, I am: an idiot bastard son with eccentric tastes and a desire to break the status quo in some way, some day.

Or maybe I'm just pretentious.