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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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think up stories
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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fantasy
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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still looking
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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honeybox
- I write erotica because
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I enjoy it
- In conclusion, I am
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already doomed run save your.. on the other hand. WE HAVE PORN!
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Contact master
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 6 in Memoirs of a Minion
the ritual that allows you to inhabit the clerics mind and not be detected by her companions took all night. The cleric in question was NOT helpful even after you told her that her fantasy's were disruptive to your powers, but ah you do appreciate the enthusiasm. Contacting maste...
8 years ago 202 Words 8 Likes 2,341 Views -
Corruption
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 5 in Memoirs of a Minion
You slip in right before the cleric's watch ends, and wait at the top of the tent in the shadows, as soon as she fall asleep you strike diving strait into her mind and her dreams... How odd you think to yourself as you witness the scene before you, the cleric is there of course b...
10 years ago 325 Words 11 Likes 6,239 Views -
Madness
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 5 in Memoirs of a Minion
You slip past the ranger after dark and into the barbarians tent. There you work, your powers changing him. Hmm, lets start with some voices telling the man to slay his party members, then have him know the sensation of forming oneself from the mix. That should break his fragile...
10 years ago 103 Words 4 Likes 6,355 Views -
The Barbarian
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 4 in Memoirs of a Minion
The barbarian seems the least intelligent of the group and possibly the weakest minded. That would mean that corrupting him would be easier, possibly. Or you could drive him mad and, seeing the ogre skulls he uses as shoulder guards, that might be the most fun. Or perhaps, hmm......
10 years ago 71 Words 9 Likes 7,660 Views -
The ranger
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 4 in Memoirs of a Minion
The ranger comes into mind. Focusing on him could drive the party off the beaten path...and into an ambush. Or it could make them kill their only way of path finding and trap detection, allowing you to corrupt or drive mad the rest of the party. Although you think it might be a m...
10 years ago 83 Words 5 Likes 8,772 Views -
The cleric
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 4 in Memoirs of a Minion
From the knowledge your master gave you, you know one of the best ways to kill a party is to take out the healer. Corrupting this cleric might allow you to poison them, as they would rely on her to cleanse their food. And, really, no one suspects a cleric, making her the perfect...
10 years ago 82 Words 11 Likes 9,098 Views -
Heading there
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 3 in Memoirs of a Minion
Heading to the place you learned the camp was, you reflect on some things. Fighting them head on would be useless. You should take time to learn which of them is weakest and exploit that weakness. After all, heroes usually trust each other and who better to kill a hero than...
10 years ago 201 Words 15 Likes 13,496 Views -
backstory
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 5 in Cartoon Robo-Sluts
OK we have some back story's preplanned or you could make one for yourself here is the of the most popular of our selection. the former servant story where she thinks you are a former servant of her family that she was fond of that disappeared, you can work a reason your in...
10 years ago 71 Words 13 Likes 11,498 Views -
Spectral Manipulator
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 2 in Memoirs of a Minion
You focus yourself and find something...odd in the mix. Hmm, spirit energy. This would make you less a being of the flesh and more a being of the mind. You'd be able to others to bend to your will, control them and even possess them, controlling their every thought and move...
10 years ago 253 Words 20 Likes 14,559 Views -
looks like things skiped a step
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 7 in Magical voyages, a VR experience.
as you kiss you hear a scream from downstairs as you rush down you see a silver blob and the prompt ..your pet.. ..the mental patient (psychotic).. ..the mental patient (terrified)..
10 years ago 31 Words 12 Likes 5,859 Views -
body
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 3 in Monster Girl Survival Island
well I guess that you want to be able to use strength to survive ok then. When you open your eyes you see a night sky and feel as if you could do anything. As you stand you see an ocean in front of you a jungle at your back and beach as far as the eye can see. what do you do?
10 years ago 63 Words 0 Likes 1,729 Views -
no?
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 8 in Cartoon Robo-Sluts
I was hoping you wouldn't ask , this is a legal disclaimer (monotone) if you purchase the Kyd Wykkyd, Betty Numerous or Private H.I.V.E., robosluts, we are not responsible for any problems that can arise such as severed limbs from teleporting without said limbs inside the cape, r...
11 years ago 139 Words 4 Likes 2,098 Views -
The h.i.v.e. 5
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 7 in Cartoon Robo-Sluts
I'd advise some caution with these girls. OK so your options are. 1 "Kyd Wykkyd this ones quiet I mean real quiet if but she can talk, she can also teleport like in the show so yeah that's neat (cough){not liable for severed limbs}(cough)" 2 "Gizmo if you can take the verbal...
11 years ago 231 Words 3 Likes 2,933 Views -
yep
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 10 in The Animorph Pet Shop
OK fine down that hall is where all the overly violent unstable or just dangerous animorphs are kept they are not usually for sale because most of them will either kill the owner if they get angry or kill anyone who gets close but their are some sweet girls in there
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Your introduced to the leader
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 12 in The Animorph Pet Shop
you are picked up and taken to a large room where strangely someone that looks like an eighteen year old girl in a skirt and a odd shirt sits she stands and says so your the one that my seers say will take me to a new home
48 Words 8 Likes 3,960 Views -
yes
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 11 in The Animorph Pet Shop
as the clerk inserts a card into a slot in the door you hear he's here in your head as soon as the door opens you are pounced on by a exited dog girl as she gives your head a tongue bath you hear the same voice in your head say your here yourhereyourhereyour here then you are pus...
82 Words 6 Likes 4,745 Views -
Hell yeah
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 10 in The Animorph Pet Shop
Hell yeah you say as you think this is where I'll find my partner for life you cant explain it but you're sure this is the place you and the clerk walk down the hallway before coming to a massive door
41 Words 5 Likes 4,867 Views -
more choices
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 5 in Ultimate Fanfiction
here are more choices
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go thrue
by Mr. Blah
Chapter 9 in The Animorph Pet Shop
you walk thrue the false wall followed by the clerk who says down that hall is the room the more dangeres animorphs are kept many are to voilent or protective for regular sales we use them as guards against mobs in war torn countrys this is also where we keep the oddball mutant o...
65 Words 5 Likes 5,052 Views
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