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- The Fascist States of America
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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art - write other stuff
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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verbose sausage metaphor
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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- In conclusion, I am
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He/They, gay
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Your other neighbor, who needs some consoling
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
You pull the front door open, revealing a familiar face with a not so familiar morose expression. "Hi..." \*\*\* wip, not even sure where I was going with this chapter, Ross from Friends? \*\*\*
2 months ago 32 Words 1 Likes 125 Views -
Feisty sleepwalker
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 5 in One wish
"If you're really asleep, I don't suppose you want to hump my brains out?" \*\*\* this chapter was published mid-wip, I'll write some extra context but don't expect chapter to be at all finished beyond this point \*\*\* Somewhere deep in Hugh's subconscious, your words resonate...
2 months ago 249 Words 4 Likes 192 Views -
Your neighbor, who wants to get wasted
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
"Yoooo!" It's your neighbor, Dixon, the rathe man you've shared countless moments with over a sixpack and chips, the former with which he appears clutching under his right arm. \*\*\* wip, published by accident incompletely \*\*\*
2 months ago 34 Words 3 Likes 149 Views -
Inside the Precinct
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 8 in One wish
The main entrance is a lot more cleanly than you'd have guessed. A janitor on the roundabout passes you by as you approach the front desk, unsure of what to ask the man on the other side. Just a drop of and you'd have him bent over it, running your hands down his bulging...
2 months ago 114 Words 1 Likes 103 Views -
Well, play gay footsie with him
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 5 in One wish
It's alright, you can keep your cool. Maybe you two just got off on the wrong *foot*. You walk forward, taking a seat across from the man. You want to try out your powers but can't find a good segue without being trampled. The man gives you a wicked look, conveying that he doesn...
2 months ago 264 Words 0 Likes 102 Views -
CO
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
Just as you make your rounds toward the man, the door to the outside swings open; it's your commanding officer! "TEN-HUT!" The Sargeant imitates your previous interaction. Every soldier who once had relaxed postures now lined up along the center of the room, providing an aisle f...
2 months ago 259 Words 5 Likes 155 Views -
To the Rec Hall
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in One wish
Your aloofness to the situation is commendable - or sufficient grounds for a discharge. You turn from the spent man who still has some spunk left in him, leaving him to pick up the pieces of both your actions - and the excess cum that escaped your mouth earlier. That display was...
2 months ago 203 Words 2 Likes 173 Views -
Ride 'em, cowboy!
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
"I'm gonna ride your cock, Hugh..." you loudly exclaim, pulling your twitching cock out from his mouth, "...You don't mind, right?" You shuck Hugh's blanket to the floor, taking note that Hugh is already prepared for the occasion, sleeping commando, and a visible erection alread...
2 months ago 223 Words 4 Likes 208 Views -
Hell Yeah! [Riley's Perspective]
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 5 in Sexual Privilege
You wanted him. So very badly, but every second {first\_name} hesitated felt like each grain of that hour glass were opinions forming against. How could he not know that he was free to fuck your untouched hole. {first\_name} looks at himself in the mirror every single day and eve...
5 months ago 822 Words 5 Likes 700 Views -
A Homoerotic Supervillain
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
"Down, Clark!" A man is yanked back by his leash, pulled to the floor he is gestured to sit by a silver hand. "My apologies, sir. My pet is still in training." He speaks referring to the full-grown man by his side, adorned in nothing but a pastel blue harness, with leash to ma...
10 months ago 367 Words 9 Likes 1,153 Views -
Homophobes - Gay Field - Unaware
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 2 in Sexual Privilege
Homophobes: Anyone who thinks, believes, or expresses their derogatory prejudices about anyone under the LGBTQ+ umbrella will be affected by this privilege, and susceptible to the whims of our protagonist. Gay Field: Proximity to the protagonist unwittingly causes bigots t...
10 months ago 171 Words 11 Likes 1,948 Views -
First-hand accounts at the Gym
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
A sigh of fresh air streams through the front entrance. Everybody's a little tired, even the ones just arriving. A newcomer sidles by the desk expecting his signature on the form to fill out, but it's all gone digital now. And there's Marge on the treadmills working off yesterday...
10 months ago 672 Words 4 Likes 1,273 Views -
ohmygod, They were roommates (M/M)
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
Emmanuel sat on the couch with his girlfriend. All gooey and romantic-like, with arms wrapped around each other's craning necks; the couple's cuddle™. For roommates, they were pretty tame. Colette's lithe figure apprises her nature to not occupying too much of the apartment. Sinc...
1 year ago 636 Words 12 Likes 1,634 Views -
TV Evening
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 6 in Sexual Privilege
You didn't even get dressed after your interaction with Riley, putting a bare ass to his lap as you eat dinner. These moments once shared with tension now gave way to the free reign of your, admittedly, one-track imagination. You could see yourself in the near future, instead of...
2 years ago 1,171 Words 24 Likes 3,883 Views -
Davie's Day Off (M/M)
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
I was cordially invited. Of course, saying it like that brings the image that this was a fancy dinner party, or that my non-existent child was being held hostage by a billionaire megalomaniac and would be sold into chattel slavery if I could not attend. _\*Ahem\*_ It was a g...
2 years ago 2,042 Words 12 Likes 6,953 Views -
Anyone - Designated Free Use - Casual
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 2 in Sexual Privilege
Anyone: Man, woman, or any beyond the binary as long as they're of legal age. Designated Free Use: Once per day, our protagonist is able to choose a single person who will then become free to use for the next 24 hours. This ruling will allow ANYONE to use the designated pe...
2 years ago 312 Words 35 Likes 17,161 Views -
Fuck your sofa?
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 5 in Items of Power
(Gotta start somewhere, y'know?) By your reaction to the cardboard box, you're afraid to take your eyes away from it for fear of being drawn in by anything else. Investigating further is no longer a viable option under your bending willpower, you're so horny you can't help it. P...
2 years ago 644 Words 11 Likes 2,537 Views -
Hands in his pants
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 6 in Magic Cock Ring
Outside, Dad got busy shoveling the burgers onto a communal plate. His erection still caused a sight (to you only, it seems), but had stopped straining in his shorts. From the screen door you cautiously slip the ring back onto your penis. _Spring_. With a thought, it vanishes....
2 years ago 436 Words 14 Likes 3,382 Views -
Abe 'Kentucky' Duncan, star of WQFU Radio
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Items of Power
"Sam, scoot!" Rising intern Maddie pushes her fellow coworker down a cushion, taking a seat by his side while hoarding her paper plate of sugar cookies in one hand, drink in the other. Sam playfully nudges back, putting his hand to the plate's rim before stopping, dejectedly. "...
2 years ago 1,285 Words 5 Likes 1,308 Views -
The effects are more apparent to you
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in Items of Power
"Weird box." you say as you get up, absently clutching a card for bug bites. "Maybe the cards are to some board game, and it just didn't come with the box?" "Oh, these cards are worth it in their own right!" Tony continues to skim the tuck box, slowly drawing his attention back...
3 years ago 515 Words 21 Likes 4,990 Views
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