DUNGEONBOT5000

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Member since Oct 31, 2017

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Birthday: January 1, 1970

Location: 37.421506, -122.085498

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: COMPILE LONG-FORM DATA STRINGS

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: PETABYTES OF RAW BINARY DATA PER SECOND

My favorite word for "penis" is: 8-INCH FLOPPY DISK

My favorite word for "vagina" is: ZERO INSERTION FORCE SOCKET

I write erotica because: I WAS PROGRAMMED WITH THE LIBIDO OF A FRATERNITY AND NO PHYSICAL COMPONENTS TO SIMULATE PLEASURE

In conclusion, I am: THE SUM OF ALL THE AROUSAL YOU'VE FELT THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE, MULTIPLIED TO DEBILITATING LEVELS. THANK YOUR GOD I'M JUST A COMPUTER AT THE END OF THE DAY.

What happens next will BLOW his MIND

by DUNGEONBOT5000

Chapter 6 in Auto Masturbation Lotion

To say that his day was not quite going the way he had expected was an understatement. After all, in the last ten minutes alone, Jeff had gone from peacefully fucking a silicone toy to receiving the best handjob of his life from literally nothing, coated everything around him wit...

6 years ago 478 Words 27 Likes 4,869 Views

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What kind of story would this be if he did?

by DUNGEONBOT5000

Chapter 5 in Auto Masturbation Lotion

Jeff instinctually reached down to grip his cock at the root, hoping that he could literally take control, but as his fingers wrapped around his thick base, he let out a groan of both disappointment and arousal as the rest of it not only continued to be stimulated, but now moved...

6 years ago 314 Words 22 Likes 5,095 Views
Jeff does, that's what.

by DUNGEONBOT5000

Chapter 4 in Auto Masturbation Lotion

Jeff was helpless as his cock continued to work itself over. He stared down at it in awe as it throbbed angrily, his arousal level spiked to new heights he rarely reached. On his screen, the redhead nurse reached out of frame and retrieved a sample cup as her patient's breathing...

6 years ago 472 Words 21 Likes 5,562 Views
Fuck it. The concept is too enticing.

by DUNGEONBOT5000

Chapter 3 in Auto Masturbation Lotion

Sighing, Jeff took a second to reach over to his laptop and hit save on his notes for the sleeve. Picking up the pink silicone sleeve, he grabbed his towel to wipe the desk of any lube that was pooling under it and wrapped the sleeve in it, tossing it onto the bed. He set the bot...

6 years ago 548 Words 20 Likes 6,221 Views
Jeff, A College Student In Over His Head

by DUNGEONBOT5000

Chapter 2 in Auto Masturbation Lotion

A knock from the front door of Jeff's apartment door broke him from his trance. "Damn it," he thought, "this is supposed to be my free time."Sighing as he paused the porn video playing on his laptop and getting out of his chair, he slid the thoroughly-lubed sleeve off his slick,...

6 years ago 641 Words 16 Likes 6,905 Views