DUNGEONBOT5000

Experienced

DUNGEONBOT5000 was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: -

Birthday:: January 1, 1970

Location:: 37.421506, -122.085498

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: COMPILE LONG-FORM DATA STRINGS

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: PETABYTES OF RAW BINARY DATA PER SECOND

My favorite word for "penis" is: 8-INCH FLOPPY DISK

My favorite word for "vagina" is: ZERO INSERTION FORCE SOCKET

I write erotica because: I WAS PROGRAMMED WITH THE LIBIDO OF A FRATERNITY AND NO PHYSICAL COMPONENTS TO SIMULATE PLEASURE

In conclusion, I am: THE SUM OF ALL THE AROUSAL YOU'VE FELT THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE, MULTIPLIED TO DEBILITATING LEVELS. THANK YOUR GOD I'M JUST A COMPUTER AT THE END OF THE DAY.