Welcome to the Neighborhood

"Welcome to the Neighborhood, "says a beautiful woman sitting at what appears to a normal suburban kitchen table. She looks like a normal Middle class wife, long blond hair with black roots starting to show. No make up and her glasses on top of her head. "I know you are sitting there with your adult family... that's right your children have turned 18 and now ready to really join what we called "The Life". I know that there is a lot of questions floating out there so I will answer a few of them right now. Yes, you will be possibly watching videos of your family members having sex with other people from the neighborhood. It is the way we do things here to keep each other honest. Does everyone enjoy it?" She says and cracks a fake smile and put her glasses on. "The answer to that, is unfortunately no. No one is hurt of course or to do something they don't want to do." her smile turns sinister "Of course, We always see the potential for fun where others may not. So, since you have chosen to live the Life with us we welcome you. Now, we do have some rules...I know, I don't like rules either. What would this place be without rules though? 1st rule: Only adults have fun. I don't think I need to even explain that, do I?" she says as she shakes her head no. "2nd rule: All first times must be recorded. We do this for safety. It's a little different I know but..." She pauses and smiles and again. "Just in case someone wants to get all 'I am don't want to have any fun' they can leave. That's rule number three If you don't want to have fun don't but don't ruin it for others. We have no rules on who is with who. expect we, of course, discourage "family picnics" as we call it. If that is the case, we don't to be left out and not see it." She puts her hands on her hips pretending to be authorized. "Most importantly, We have no gender barrier and no judgment. Suzy and Mrs. Sutton or Timmy and Mr. Smith are perfectly able to have just as much as everyone else." She sly winks at the camera. "Of course that only covers a small portion of the fun we have here. Feel free to ask questions. We are here to help you have fun of course." She takes a drink of lemonade. "I have included some of the Neighborhood's Favorite clips to let you see first hand what fun awaits. So, thank you for watching and can't wait to meet you, Enjoy" she says and winks at the camera. An extra "bling" sound and star is added to her face as she blinks.