The Magic Word

Preface (if you want, skip to below the page break to start reading the actual story) :

Since the Chinese invented English...no wait, since the English language was founded and used by the English-speaking people (obviously), various things have developed. For example, new words like "foxes" and "boxes" and phrases like "foxes in boxes" (now that's something you don't see every day). New rules for proper grammar and the introduction of early grammar Nazis. And to get to the point, idioms, too. For example, "set in stone". "dead as a doornail". "every Tom, Dick, and Harry".

Anyways, the main point of this is, along with many many others, one idiom that got made is "What's the magic word?" Something most of us probably heard at a young age when our parents reminded us to say "please" when asking for a chocolate cookie. Unfortunately, we've been doing it wrong. There's bound to be mistakes during a language's early stages. As I recently found out, the magic word isn't "please". Here's how I came to that realization:

Ever since my parents taught me to say "please", I'd used it as much as I could. I'd ask for a lollipop and they'd respond with "What's the magic word?" To which I said "please". Unfortunately, I realized soon enough that this word had its limits. That is, it only worked for minor things, and even then not always. I could say "please" and someone'd pass me the salt, but it didn't work as well when I tried to get my parents to buy me Team Fortress 2 before the Über update came out.

So I tried to find a better, more magical word to substitute "please". It was difficult and time-consuming. I'd try possibly magical words in the dictionary like "now" and "give". Then I tried another language, "por favor". I went on to attempt at basic spells from Harry Potter, and of course the classic "Abracadabra!"

None worked. Just when I was to the point of despair, I suddenly realized, why not try combinations of different words? Scrambled versions? Missing or extra letters? Eventually, through a lot of hard work and enduring mocking parents, I found it.

The truly magical word.

Now, what the word is itself isn't too important right now.

We can talk about that later, once you've seen the true power that it contains.

As for now, what's more important is your story, the story of a you who learnt of the same magic word...

You wake up in bed to the sound of your alarm. Groggily, you blink your eyes a few times, and sit up. Rubbing your tired eyes, you reach out and turn off the beeping alarm, wondering why it rang on a Saturday. Suddenly you remember, and you instantly become flushed with excitement. Today's the day you finally get to try out the magic word! Yesterday, you found out about a magical word which could direct people to do what you wanted, even if you didn't say it out loud and instead chanted it mentally. You got your sister to leave you alone for once, and even made her stay quiet for a whole night without waking you up, a miracle you've yearned for since...forever. And now you can quiet her down whenever you want.

All sleepiness vanishing in an instant, you open your eyes, stretch, and get out of bed. You pull on your pants and your t-shirt, noticing that you have a larger-than-usual morning erection. Excited, you quickly walk over to your bedroom door and put your hand on the doorknob, then you suddenly realize that you don't have a plan yet. All you know is that you've wanted a good fucking since your girlfriend broke up with a few weeks ago. You haven't had any sex ever since. Now, where should you go first to try out this newly-found power and satisfy your lust?

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