One Night Stand

"Ugh" You groan as you toss over in bed. You were celebrating a friend's birthday and got fucking trashed. Your mouth feels dry and your head is splitting. Oh yes, you were hung over. You suppress some dry heaves as you slowly open your eyes. You had hoped your drunken self could have at least closed the blinds. Your eyes are immediately awash with light.

"Fuck!" You groan out and hold your head, but as always it subsides and soon you're looking at your same old room. Suddenly your eyes shoot open as you realize...

"This isn't my room!" This wasn't your familiar bed or furnishings and you wonder what happened. Suddenly you hear a noise coming from the next room, and you can assume what happened. You just had a one night stand! You were not a bad looking person by any means, but you were always, for some reason, never ever able to seal the deal and get some. You had put so much pressure on yourself to make it happen that at some point failure became a self fulfilling prophesy, but that seems to have changed now. The only problem was, you were black out drunk last night and don't remember anything. Shit, you finally got laid and you can't even remember! Well all that hyping up for nothing you suppose. You decide to do the upright thing and get up to excuse yourself from your mystery host's life.

You open the door and then...