Lily's Monster Sex Blog

Hey there, and welcome to my new blog! My name is Lilian Maura Kemper, but you can call me Lily. Unlike my make-up tutorial channel, which is probably where you know me from anyway, this page is going to be more career-oriented.

Officially, I am an Outsider Biologist, specializing in common and exotic reproductive habits. It’s a super-classy way of saying I study how monsters fuck! And yes, I do love my job. But it was recently pointed out by one of my more regular, human friends that there’s a really high barrier of entry to even recreational monster-fucking. Namely, most humans don’t survive encounters with monsters! Yikes. Big must I wasn’t considering.

While I use arcano-chemistry to make sure I have proper contingencies in place should I come to considerable harm or have capture attempted, both of which are real risks, most humans have to rely on both being in the moment enough to use an appropriate weapon and, of course, good, old-fashioned instinct and reflexes if their partner wants a show AND dinner. Even then, a lot of monsters have cannibalistic mating rituals like the more common praying mantis or New Jerseyan, which complicates the matter of even getting to climax safely!

Well, my colleagues at Blackhall U thought this was a silly waste of time they could be putting into articles they can actually publish, but I disagree. Most inhabitants of this world ARE human, and so few know even half of what’s going on outside mortal life. So, this blog will be dedicated to me chronicling and assessing the sexual habits of monsters with human-presenting individuals, like me, or, I assume, the reader. Though any non-humans reading are more than welcome! Obviously, I will be mostly focusing on interactions with female human-presenting individuals, because, well, look at me. But I hope if this becomes popular enough, I might attract some male or otherwise-sexed researchers who think this is worth their time. Fingers crossed!

The system I use is based primarily on traditional research, auto-chronicling elixirs (I find second-person to be the most effective), and after-action field reports. My goal is to educate both for simple love of knowledge (monster fucking isn’t for everyone, trust me, I know), but also from a practical standpoint for any amateur practitioners or even non-practicing humans. I imagine, thanks to the auto-chroniclers, it will also entertain.

If you feel conflicted about masturbating to these because I’m attempting a professional task here, don’t. That’s a tertiary goal compared to practical and academic education, but it is one of the goals I’m making this page to satisfy. See, fact of the matter is, if you aren’t supernaturally durable or capable of practicing, sex with a lot of monsters just flat-out will not be practical. Between tremendous likelihood of bodily harm and likely having no access to effective contraception, the risks are extremely high. I can’t, for many legal reasons, tell you how to make any of my philters, elixirs, or fortifiers, but I can do my best to provide you with the experience by proxy. Fap away!

I will be using a modification of the standard Bilton’s Observer elixir for my auto-chronicler, which should convey the experience to text as if it were happening to the reader in a more direct fashion than my notes, interviews, or reports will. I will also be using a Mercury Contingent elixir to ensure safe escape as well as a very refined version of the Achilles fortifier. No heel! If you’re in the field, of course, I’d be happy to share notes, I’m very proud of it. Other mixtures may prove necessary, of course, but I expect to use one of each of these per entry for safety’s sake and good field work!

If you have any questions or if there are any monsters you’d like to see a report on, please let me know in the comments on this first page! I’d love to hear your ideas! I can’t guarantee I can find one, but I can certainly try. Direct personal questions to comments on the About Us page, please.

I will begin posting updates here as regularly as I can, but I do have a day job, so I can’t take off my office hours to get rawed by zombies recreationally. That takes some research to find a good den! I do, however, have two upcoming reports: one I chronicled already with a male vampire and the results of my outing to a minotaur labyrinth in an undisclosed location I intend to visit this weekend.

Thanks for reading!

-Lily