Chapters tagged richard

Chapter 2

In life you were a 30-something gamer geek, on your way to the grocery store to get food for a barbecue, when this Black Toyota pickup doing 80 in a 40 zone blew a red-light and T-boned your car! It flipped three times and wound up in a ditch, and your last thought before you die...

Chapter 5

You get back to the barn and find your unit of huntresses with a dead deer, a young buck with three points on his antlers, hanging from the hayloft hitch and being crudely dressed with a sharp rock. They have managed to remove the internal organs, which are lying discarded off to...

Chapter 8

You set the 'Peasants' to guarding the Carcass, digging a fire pit, clearing the grass from around it, and making a Rough Cooking Station: then take the Huntresses out to find water. You have gone in two directions from the barn so far, directly away from the front door and di...

Chapter 16

You check the box next to 'Custom Religion', and another screen takes the previous ones place. It's options are even more bewildering, but fortunately there are hover-able descriptions for these. You go through spinning out a faith that matches your personal beliefs, selectin...

Chapter 20

"Well, since I owe you one for taking that boar's charge for me, and since you, like all the elven archers, are totally HOT, and since our Goddess commands it, what can I say but, '**let's do this**'?" You declare, and begin to strip out of your mud, grass, bark, and moss stained...

Chapter 21

"Before the end of my life yesterday I would have said pain turned me off, but when that boar gutted me and I lay extinguishing and in shock, I experienced the most intense orgasm I could ever have imagined, and in the hours since then I have discovered that to quote a popular pl...

Chapter 24

But then a lesson from Sunday school many years ago and a book you read in your college comparative religions course come to your rescue... ~This isn't a divine oubliette, it's the first layer of Hell, the plane of jars! The punishment for those that deny God's divinity! And the...

Chapter 26

_"That is where you would be partially Incorrect!"_ Says a tiny feminine voice in the depths of your soul, making both you and Atarah jump. There follows a long stream of incredibly rapid conversation, moving so fast its a blur, more a high pitched whine really, and in langu...

Chapter 27

**I now shall speak of my lesser holy days and your missions in my name upon waking...** Atarah states and forges ahead. **Firstly, the night of the true full moon is to be held as holy, and all my faithful are to go out under it and dance in the night. This and the two days a...

Chapter 30

"Alright everyone, as with yesterday we need to secure food, so the huntresses will do what they are named for and go out hunting and gather fallen branches while the peasants gather roots, herbs, and branches so we can cook breakfast. I meanwhile will consecrate the Graveyard pr...

Chapter 3

After you create your troops the tutorial asks: /===========================================================================================\\ Read Preliminary Backstory? **Yes!** _/ NO!_ #### (Warning: Backstory is likely to be changed by choices made during the tutorial......