Your neighbor...and he's naked?

You open the door to reveal your next-door neighbor. Not only do you not want him here because he creeps your fiancé out with his constant sexual remarks, but he also happens to be naked. He actually has a rather large dick for an otherwise unimpressive man. He's fairly skinny but somehow still way too flabby. His face always looks greasy and is accented horribly by patchy, unkempt facial hair. He stares at you with a look of confidence and power.

"You want to let me in," he says waiving his hand in front of you.

You suddenly are filled with the uncontrollable urge to ask him to come inside.

"Yes, Ned, please won't you come inside?" You say.

Ned enters your home and looks around. You watch him in fear as you try and figure out what is going on. He has somehow taken control of you. This is bad.