You notice something in your pocket.

You are about to walk away when you notice something in your pocket. You take it out and are astounded see that it is the same note you just discarded.

"I said," it now reads. "You do want me to be happy, right?"

"That's odd," you say, a flip the card over to see what's on the other side.

"No it's not," reads the card. "My happiness is very important. Now bend over and take it like a man."

You look up, startled, to see that the amiable little teddy bear has sprouted a fleshy penis larger than itself.