Yeah of course, pie the lady

You nod the slightest nod, discrete, but the woman in the hat has still seen it, so she finally steps out to the aisle to leave.

The clown is just as suddenly in the aisle by her seat, though, and standing in her way.

The woman murmurs "um, 'scuse me."

In a voice cartoonish and larger than life, the curvaceous clown mocks the audience member, "scuuuuuuuuse me?!"

Pie. In the face. Audience lady doesn't have a second to think. When the clown pulls the pie tin off the woman's face, lemon cream filling and whipped cream dribble down her and splatter on her chest, leaving her shirt a wet mess. She pulls off her hat, and wipes some whipped cream from her eyes, but her hair falls into the cream on her face and gets stuck in it.

The audience is laughing, and it's a crazy thing to see, sure, but you are starting to wonder how this is gonna lead to your dick getting sucked. Then the clown starts her charades game.

All at once she bends over at the waist and thrusts her big booty out, holding her pie tin up grandly for everyone to see, demonstrating its emptiness. "Aaaaaawwwww shucks!" she says in her booming, cartoon voice.

The clown shrugs exaggeratedly and then looks to you with a pout and questioning eyes. Her stark white face, the deep, creepy eyes behind dark shadow and plump, purple, heart-shaped lips give you the closest thing you can get to a fear boner while knowing you're already dead and nothing can hurt you here. Then, bowing her legs together and thrusting her free hand into her overalls to play with herself, she holds the pie tin out to you with her other hand.

You blink. You have to get over the woman standing there with pie cream dripping down her face, just waiting to leave, and the ludicrous clown in front of you fondling herself, to see what she's suggesting. Judging by the timing of the "ahhh"s and cheers from the audience, though, they're all pretty slow to catch the drift too. She wants you to fill the tin with your own cream pie.

With the audience and the clown egging you on, will you rise to the occasion?