Who is your favourite character so far?... (Help me)

Hey folks Ducky here, I just wanted thank you all so much for your support so far, We aren't far off 3000 likes on this story and that is just incredible so I just really wanted to fly out from the pond and really shot my apprciation-

*man with a gun breaks down the door and storms in*

"YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING FEATHERS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW, CUNT!"

WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FU-

"SHUT YA FUCKING MOUTH!"

...I-

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!"

Please-

"SHUT IT."

....

"Good, now You're gonna do exactly what I say or I'm going to blow your god damn avian brains out!"

A-Alright, a-aright, Whatever you want... just don't shoot me.

"I SAID SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN BEAK! Now this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna make a Poll for your readers and find out who their favourite characters are-STOP FUCKING CRYING LIKE A BITCH AND LISTEN TO ME YOU FEATHERY FUCK!"

*Sniffles* I-I just have something in my e-eyes...

"and you Call yourself a king... king of cunts more like. Right so this Poll is gonna be well done, and with pictures none of that boring blank shit, You understand me?"

...

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU PUTRID CUMGUZZLING SHITBAG!?" *Cocks gun*

OKAY OKAY PLEASE JUST, HAVE MERCY!

"I'LL PUT ONE RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR FUCKING EYES BITCH!

NO STOP PLEASE, I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT... NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME, I JUST WANTED TO WRITE POOOOOOOORN! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

*Gunshot*

Click it... Dewit! (https://www.survey-maker.com/poll3177476x836F4BD5-98)