Wake up sticky and with company

You wake up slowly, head pounding like you've been on a three day bender.

"The hell was that?" you ask yourself as you reach for the Kleenex to clean yourself up "Maybe I’m sick. I should go to the doctor. Yeah blacking out like that can't be good."

"Do not be alarmed my master the side effects of my summoning will pass in a moment and will not reoccur in the future. You are quite safe."

The woman's voice high and clear and right behind you startles you half to ****. You leap to your feet only to trip over your lose jeans sending you sprawling at the feet of a beautiful and very naked woman.

"No, no Master" she says warm laughter in her voice "It is I who should kneel before you."

"Who. What. How?" you stammer trying to gather the shreds of your dignity as she helps you to your feet.

While she offers you a hand you take the opportunity to have a proper look at her. She is tall, almost as tall as you and slim with modest breasts, narrow hips and long shapely legs. Her black hair hangs loose over her shoulders her dark eye regarded you with just a hint of amusement. If she notices you checking her out she shows no sign of it. he stands there calmly waiting, for all the world like she's not naked in a stranger’s living room.

"Wait." You say "Did you call me 'Master'?"

"Indeed O sage one" she says "I am the Genie of the porno. You have summoned me and so I must grant you one wish."

"Uh. O.K. My Granddad always said never argue with a naked chick so I'll play along I guess." You say not trying to hide your scepticism "So I just say "I wish" and Poof you give me anything I want?"

"Your Grandfather sounds like a wise man and I understand your sceptisim but yes." She says not missing a beat. "Command me master and I will grant all you desire, within the limits of my power."

"Limits? Oh right. Like the movie. No killing, no raising the dead, that kind of thing?"

"No my most cautious master." A brief flash of annoyance plays across her face before she continues. "Say the word and the blood of your enemies will flow free, but yes there are limits. To be brief;”

She recites to you.

"No global wishes, my power can only affect you or people and things close by.

One wish each time I am summoned, no double dipping.

As you said I can not raise the, dead such things belong to a power far beyond me.

Although my control of the physical realm is matchless the mind is outside my grasp. I can not eras memories, enslave minds or capture the heart of a fair maid.

And the last one I can not grant power or knowledge beyond my own it's a conservation of energy thing.

So I ask again. What is your wish O master?"S

"Wow. O.K. I think I must have hit my head. So I guess, what the hell." You shrug figuring you may as well play along "okay then, I wish..."